Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around the circus ring as I provoke and awaken the elder gods, I call upon the power of the cambion, I begin the Slagnarok and Ameliogeddon that we have all been waiting for!
WELCOME! TO! GOLBAMANIAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Right, ladies! So Izzy says Jimbei told her what to write to Lucid to bring about yet another change to the moderator team! Jimbei used her friend to usurp power from Bebop, claiming the rest of the team is inactive! Well I don't know about you, but I saw every member of the team yesterday except for Error! Smells like treachery is afoot!
Now I am not a crook, despite what many of you suspect. I have learned and watched my friends and foes to formulate a superior Sandbox moderating technique. I will no longer ban users without reports, break games run by enemies, use my sultry voice and body to gain favor of the site mods, or lock topics without reason!
But do I propose that Golbolco be owner? Indeed yes, for the people of Sandbox do not deserve time after time again a great warrior betraying them and screwing around for hours and hours! No, we need a great warrior who BEGAN by screwing around for hours and hours! There is no traitor here! There is only GOLBAMANIA!
I propose, nay, DEMAND that the ownership of Sandbox return to its once and future queen, the rolemaker, the news scribe, she who enables the baiter and begs for that sweet, sweet R E L E A S E!
Return Sandbox to her, and you shall see a glory age not seen for years. I am educated, inundated, and have a thesaurus at my side at all times!
So one last time, let's put an end to the meme: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MACHO-MAN SANDBOX, WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD FULL OFGOLBAMANIACS RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????
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this never would have happened if golbolco was in
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Sign this if you wish for the return of the greatest hamburger joint in the world, Golbox.
Week 1: Official sandbox setup is sneakily replaced with Golbultima
Week 2: Crap roles are snuck into every setup one by one, starting with pathologist
Week 3: Roles which don't even function in the setup; Cthulhu, shrink and sumarai with no masons/cult, Templar in an 'every role is unique' setup, etc.
Week 4: Miller makes a comeback
Week 5: Golbolco edits everyone's role preferences to give everyone an 80% chance of being villager. Suicide rates go through the roof
Week 6: Can't go one game without a sui race. Sandboxers give up. The battle is won.
No matter who you think should be Sandbox's owner, you should always feel that the candidate of your choice is genuinely both a good person and a good, unbiased moderator. Before today I probably would have said "Jimbei? Yeah, she could probably be a good owner." But when information like what's been presented today comes out, your whole world gets turned upside-down.
I'll say this: I never fed exaggerated information to SnowyB when I became owner the first time. I didn't feed any information, actually. I've watched every owner since me and learned their techniques, tactics, and I'm ready to put the best to work to try and figure out how to run Sandbox. I haven't lied about anything, I've told everybody straight up: This never would have happened if Golbolco was in charge.
So may the best meme win.
deletedabout 10 years ago
I'm at work but I will keep peeking in on events as they transpire. I uh, do apologize for being involved with this shitstorm if things were in fact hyperbolized, and it seems they were.
On the other hand I can't help but laugh a little at all the drama, this is like classic Eris dramaticism without the intent to be dramatic, weird.
Conditions: My conditions isn't that I demand to be modded because that's unfair but I demand to have my application be taken seriously and I demand you realize that I am the best option for mod.
deletedabout 10 years ago
Golbolco was a fine owner.
deletedabout 10 years ago
My conditions (pick 1 of 2): 1) Mod me 2) Mod abuse anyone I don't like
Golbamania is here.
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