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Would you murder a puppy

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I would
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Kill it for 18 billion
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NO!
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I would even kill it for 10 grand
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I would kill it for free
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Of course
almost 8 years
I don't know, but would the puppy murder me? That is positive so
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There are guys that do it for 84,000 every year
over 8 years
i wouldn't kill a puppy

but i'd murder kenny for 18 dollars and 22 cents
over 8 years
me
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says

you're the one that would hypothetically kill me


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benis
over 8 years
you would be 18,000x more affected dummy
over 8 years
if I had 18 bil I could walk around town and completely destroy people's lives and their family connections just by casually giving a stranger 1 million. Complete and utter chaos to that family with the acquisition of such a large amount so fast.
over 8 years

cub says


Floor says

Real talk I'd stomp any of your craniums out of existence for 18 bil. My lineage will go on and thrive.


yeah right you're gay you can't procreate


I'd stomp you so hard out of existence you'd revert back to being the deviation of the better named animal.

And I'd get 18 bil.
over 8 years

Floor says

Real talk I'd stomp any of your craniums out of existence for 18 bil. My lineage will go on and thrive.


yeah right you're gay you can't procreate
over 8 years
Real talk I'd stomp any of your craniums out of existence for 18 bil. My lineage will go on and thrive.
over 8 years
if the ends justified the means we wouldn't have stopped germany from making some pretty next level medical advancements

besides its not like that money comes out of thin air, a better question would be "would you kill this puppy if it saved the lives of 18 billion other puppies"

i still wouldnt do it because im not a sociopath and i dont think most of the edgelords on the internet who pretend they are would either
over 8 years
im an sjw and id kill the puppy

w/ 18 bil i could afford to discover the cure to dog cancer
over 8 years
>puppies

>living without humans

>dinosaurs

>not fake rocks planted by the devil
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Steph has decided that species that deserves to live most is puppies > humans > dinosaurs. Sorry Chris.
over 8 years
you're the one that would hypothetically kill me
over 8 years

Jimbei says


steph says


Jimbei says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


What if that puppy grew up to be puppy hitler?


i doubt a dog could develop a mind that complex with the ability to manipulate thousands of people into committing heinous crimes Bc u know hitler is hitler and a puppy is a puppy. U forget puppies are pure as gold


But my statement is as hypothetical as someone offering you 18 billion dollars to end a puppies life with your foot, checkmate


u got me there JimBae, but I'm still not gonna hypothetically kill a puppy
over 8 years
I need to see Luap put you in a time out.
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steph says


Jimbei says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


What if that puppy grew up to be puppy hitler?


i doubt a dog could develop a mind that complex with the ability to manipulate thousands of people into committing heinous crimes Bc u know hitler is hitler and a puppy is a puppy. U forget puppies are pure as gold


But my question is as hypothetical as someone offering you 18 billion dollars to end a puppies life with your foot, checkmate
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


what if the person was a trans disabled minority


then I'd kill u for creating such a ridiculous scenario and hitting me right in the SJW feels


are you saying I'm expendable?


nah you're just plain rude, dinosaur man
over 8 years

steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


what if the person was a trans disabled minority


then I'd kill u for creating such a ridiculous scenario and hitting me right in the SJW feels


are you saying I'm expendable?
over 8 years

Jimbei says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


What if that puppy grew up to be puppy hitler?


i doubt a dog could develop a mind that complex with the ability to manipulate thousands of people into committing heinous crimes Bc u know hitler is hitler and a puppy is a puppy. U forget puppies are pure as gold
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TepLep says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt//hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


because dogs never attacked anyone or anything unprovoked


“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” Steve Irwin. Possibly relevant to the discussion.
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says


steph says


Christopherzilla says

well if I don't murder it the next guy will and take the money


i'd just kill the next guy


are you saying you'd have no trouble killing another human?


puppies are pure, humans are corrupt // hence the fact why many ppl would kill a dog for money


what if the person was a trans disabled minority


then I'd kill u for creating such a ridiculous scenario and hitting me right in the SJW feels