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Obituary

This was written by user Fred, in memory of user butterpototo who departed us yesterday:

Butterpototo only joined epic mafia dot com about a year ago, and almost instantly rose to fame with her infamous, multi-use facial expression “:0”. Whether you loved it or hate it the “:0” (Commonly known by its slang term, the “Poto face”) instantly took epic mafia by storm, and became just another classic expression. And now, today, we celebrate the loss of our beloved “:0” and celebrate the legacy it will continue to bring.
Those who knew pototo beyond just her weird face meme knew that she was also a very emo and vaguely weeb-ish human being. She knew all of the words to every MCR song. She also liked screamo and nightcore and had a decently morbid and specific style of humor, like an edgy 14 year old she was. Like, seriously, if you ever sent you the music she liked, you’d probably run and never come back.
But above all, Poto was a kind, caring user who, in general, well-liked by pretty much everyone. She’ll certainly be missed (as much as a sentient potato can be, at least) and Epic Mafia won’t really be the same again without her. She is survived by her close friends, Kyanite, SirAmelio, Kaworu, and myself, among others and of course her loving family Sandbox Destiny.

I also wasn't properly explained (right after it got deleted) why it happened. Either way error is a troll. Took me a while to figure it out but he is and I hope you all take notice of this too.

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Seems legit
Cool story Bro

Golbolco says

DRAMA ALERT

A few hours ago, user tigermom posted this in Christopherzilla's Safe Space thread:



We did some investigative journalism and checked the mod actions under the round tab, where we found this:



We sent a reporter to get a more in-depth story from tigermom, and this is what she had to say:





It's important to note that without evidence of what error said to tigermom, we have to take her account as an ALLEGATION, but we have reporters on standby attempting to verify her claims. We will keep you posted.

Very interesting considering his good friends bdog and sishen often spam the chat with "anal" with no punishment which is a synonym for sodomy... Is error a homophobe?

DRAMA ALERT

A few hours ago, user tigermom posted this in Christopherzilla's Safe Space thread:



We did some investigative journalism and checked the mod actions under the round tab, where we found this:



We sent a reporter to get a more in-depth story from tigermom, and this is what she had to say:





It's important to note that without evidence of what error said to tigermom, we have to take her account as an ALLEGATION, but we have reporters on standby attempting to verify her claims. We will keep you posted.

Kaworu says

this is the last one i dont mean to spam

Oh I look good

BREAKING NEWS

User DouradaGrelhada has posted an image on the wall. This image, though hard to say, is in fact photoshopped. He has 6 likes on his edited image and it is a little disturbing. Be wary fellow readers of what might be posted next on the lobby wall. His motive of the image is unknown at the moment, he might be at war with dia. I will seek to find out the truth in this situation.

Here's an interview with EpicSides on his controversial EPIC SANDBOX QUEST!!

it's not spam if the posts are good.

this is the last one i dont mean to spam

...im so sorry

Kaworu says

im submitting my application for ddr cartoonist

Accepted. Your artwork is pretty good, by the way.

im submitting my application for ddr cartoonist

i missed this thread

DRAMA ALERT

Today former lobby owner and Sandbox artist Christopherzilla made a safe space thread for users to have a place to vent their frustrations without interference by lobby or site mods (found here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/79208). Unfortunately, authoritarian shadow mod Merlot had to directly interfere with Chris's plans and intervene on her alt, causing the entire Sandbox lobby to groan at how dumb and lame a move that is.

What was most interesting to note was that Merlot outright admitted to being a shadow mod, confirming Terry's allegations and the suspicions of many users. We have yet to ask current Sandbox owner Bebop what he thinks of this.

The last step is on!!
Come and vote for the character you want for the EPIC QUEST!!
https://epicmafia.com/topic/79130?page=3

LOL

The Clique (opinion/commentary)

A clique, for all who do not know, is a small, exclusive group of people.

You might be asking yourself what does a clique have to do with Epic Mafia? Well I am going to tell you. JamalMarley(the angel of EM) is a very controversial user that is not afraid of anything. But with controversy and a fearless attitude comes haters. JamalMarley believes that these haters work together and control Sandbox. He refers to them as "The Clique". However, they all deny being part of a clique. One of them even claims that there is no clique but if there was one, they would be the leader of it.

Does The Clique exist? Is there a group of people working together to hate on JamalMarley while controlling what happens in Sandbox? I am not so sure because The Clique is like Big Foot in a way. There are many people who believe in it but there is no actual proof.

TL;DR beware of the clique

Bebop says

why did u edit out one of my posts

I did nothing of the sort. Our correspondent must have.

why did u edit out one of my posts

THAT'S WHERE WINNIE IS WRONG, I'M COOPERD'S FRIEND FOREVER AND ALWAYS<3

SINCERELY,

MOOMO!


COOPERD SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

DRAMA ALERT

After criticizing EpicMafia trophy wife and shadow-mod Merlot's lifestyle and debate with well-known Sandbox commentator Moomo (found here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/79120?page=1), user CooperD was kicked from a game in retaliation to his statements. Is the Clique real? Do they create echo chambers in their games and keep out dissenting opinions? We spoke with one of the users in said game who supplied us with pictures of the event, and also wanted us to know that the Clique did in fact do it.