can preston fix my life

what's the name of the map-maker that flies with the help of a red balloon from the legend of zelda majora's mask

can preston fix my relationship

Jimbei says

Is Preston gay

:0 preston has little room for romantic love in his line of business. he doesn't feel romantic love for anyone, nor does he want to. if he cared to identify himself as something, it'd probably be ace or aro. but he is a tomato, and he does not care for romance

Is Preston gay

prdove says

:0 does preston eat other tomatos?

:0 no, but preston says there are worse things than being eaten

nappeh1 says

:0 how does preston feel about ketchup

:0 its a dirty part of his job, but necessary. it's how his sister, the heirloom of the family, got knocked out. it's how his pappy left his ma with five, still green children, in a cruel world with only six pairs of guns and a small till of land to feed off of

:0 its dirty, but he accepts that that's the way he'll go out too

:0 does preston eat other tomatos?

:0 how does preston feel about ketchup

nepenthe says

:0 i aspire to be preston one day

:0 preston says that it's a dark life he's led. he's seen so much ketchup that he's prepared himself for this inevitability ever since he was a young blossom. he lost his cousin nathanael to the juicers. he's crouched down next to the deformed, pulverized, pliant bodies of his brethren, vowing to seek revenge


Edit: preston feels u. :0 preston doesnt want to be preston either

:0 i aspire to be preston one day

edit: nvm i don't wanna hire assassins i don't aspire to be preston anymore

Ace says

does Preston like eggs :p

:0 preston says that all eggs appear tough on the outside but are all softies on the inside. they're cool. preston once hired an egg hitman to take out his political rival but the egg cracked under pressure, so he doesn't recommend hiring an egg assassin though

does Preston like eggs :p

meowmeulin says

:0 preston do u want to hang out sometime u seem like a cool guy

:0 preston says he'll jot you down in his calendar. he has a meeting with obama tomorrow but he can fit u in at 4 o'clock

:0 preston do u want to hang out sometime u seem like a cool guy

She says

:0 Preston when will senpai notice me?

:0 preston says the best way for senpai to notice u is to be yourself. by that he means be a tomato. if u are a tomato your senpai will notice u.

:0 Preston when will senpai notice me?

this is the best thread i've ever read

LaLouve says

:0 are u going to eat preston :0

:0 shhh do not ruin his last moments

ryman says

:0 is preston a fruit or a vegetable

:0 do not try to subject preston to body binaries, preston says.

:0 preston is a vegetable when referred to in the culinary arts, but scientifically, he is classified as a fruit. binaries are no match for preston

:0 are u going to eat preston :0

:0 is preston a fruit or a vegetable

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