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:0 ask this tomato next to me

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:0 hey think of things to ask this tomato i have laid down right next to me. his name is Preston. ask preston anything

:0 petition to make preston sandbox owner

11 signed

:0 hey lets make preston american president too while we're at it

:0 how cool is preston???

:0 v cool

:0 y would u ever pick anything else

Christopherzilla

almost 10 years

preston's inside your mom

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:0 this thread is now useless, because my mom has eaten preston

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ChaoticDoom says

i think, when youre all grown up, you would make a fine ketchup. the dream might seem impossible kiddo, but never give up.

:0 preston thanks u for your well intentions

ChaoticDoom

almost 10 years

i think, when youre all grown up, you would make a fine ketchup. the dream might seem impossible kiddo, but never give up.

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carbink says

does preston consider him as a fruit or a veggie?
also does preston know how cool u are :~)

:0 preston considers himself as both a fruit and a veggie. he doesnt like binaries and he's both of them at the same time; a vegetable in the culinary aspect, and a fruit in the sciences

:0 preston knows how cool EVERYONE is

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Herredy says

What is your history with EpicMafia? :3

:0 he once held a gun to lucid's head and told him to create a non-tomato mafia site, as if non-tomato maf even exist

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Herredy says

:0 does Preston know you're going to be president? #pototo4president

:0 thats the whole reason why preston hasnt killed poto yet tbh

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Platypops says

Which pronounciation of tomato does preston prefer, to-MAY-toe or to-MAH-toe

:0 preston prefers to be called "supreme overlord" but he guesses to-MAY-toe is okay too

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Golbolco says

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?

:0 preston will sleep away golbamania because a tomato needs his beauty sleep

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does preston consider him as a fruit or a veggie?
also does preston know how cool u are :~)

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What is your history with EpicMafia? :3

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:0 does Preston know you're going to be president? #pototo4president

Platypops

almost 10 years

Which pronounciation of tomato does preston prefer, to-MAY-toe or to-MAH-toe

Golbolco

almost 10 years

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?

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SirAmelio says

:0 why does butterpototo use :0 most of the time

:0 pototo has no real discernible personality other than " :0 ". the personality that's fabricated appears to have some verisimilitude to it just by having a defining characteristic. it's part of a scheme to gain adoration in pototo's life that otherwise couldn't be achieved at all

:0 then again preston is a tomato and should be quiet before SOMEONE might eat him

SirAmelio

almost 10 years

:0 why does butterpototo use :0 most of the time

ice

almost 10 years

don't need to ruin the plot twist, jfc

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ice says

when I'm successful and have a super hot gf I'll be thinking about how preston changed my life for the better

:0 but since preston stole your heart is he the super hot gf

ice

almost 10 years

when I'm successful and have a super hot gf I'll be thinking about how preston changed my life for the better

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ice says

I realise that a tomato cannot help me. Only I can help me. I have to grow the FK up and quit crying. Fix my own life.

Thank you preston, you've given me inspiration.

:0 preston says that you'll be a great bob the builder

ice

almost 10 years

I realise that a tomato cannot help me. Only I can help me. I have to grow the FK up and quit crying. Fix my own life.

Thank you preston, you've given me inspiration.

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ice says

can preston fix my life

:0 u need bob the builder, not preston the tomato

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Christopherzilla says

what's the name of the map-maker that flies with the help of a red balloon from the legend of zelda majora's mask

:0 preston is a tomato,,,, he'd try to play games but he has no thumbs or hands or arms or

ice

almost 10 years

no, this is not ok

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ice says

can preston fix my relationship

:0 no but he can steal your heart and make u fall in love with him, is that okay