A wild Shamzy appeared!

Description: Shamzy, the bi*chass pokemon. A squirmy little bi*ch that loves gay as fk sh*t like kpop. Shamzy can only be found in the gayest of areas where super rare mega kawaii shiny flowers are seen. You only have one attempt to catch Shamzy, otherwise he'll cry about it and ghost for 2 years (but it ends up being 2 months).

Strengths: can scare other pokemon away by appearing

Weaknesses: cannot go above level 1

Hibiki says

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A wild Hibiki appeared!

Description: It is a loosely kept secret that the only way to get a young StriderStyles to break away from the mother Peta is to give it a Kerry stone. Upon doing so, it will evolve into its final evolved form, Hibiki. Hibiki's are notable for being a dual RespectableIntellectual and AnnoyingSJW type pokemon, which is unusual due to the opposite nature of those two types. Hibiki's are one of the most powerful pokemon in the region and are often employed by gym leaders.

Strengths: Explicitly Internet Harassment move, Helping Hand move, Sexy Scottish Accent move

Weaknesses: Spankings by crypto, AnnoyingSJW types can't use "sense of humor" type moves, Lucid won't let them mod.

i want to be snorlax

I would do nanita in her man butt

Excuse me?

Epicmafia admin admin challenges you to a battle

admin admin sends out annajane!