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Epicmafia Pokedex

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A new region has been discovered in the world of Pokemon. It is the EpicMafia region.

Our Pokemon Trainer, Sonseray, is just beginning his Pokemon adventure through the epicmafia region, and beginning to discover the types of pokemon epicmafia has to offer. Post ITT to appear and give our Pokemon Trainer your data entry.

Example:

A wild Nanita Appeared!

Description: Nanita, the catfish pokemon. Nanita were once a widely populous species in the epicmafia region eons ago, but now Nanita can only be revived from fossils, due to their being hunted to extinction by other Pokemon species.

Strengths: Transform move, Attract Empire move.

Weaknesses: Skype Voice Calls.

Devante
over 8 years
idk who that is but shout out ot them


Devante
over 8 years

Shamzy says


Devante says

boycott sonse's new thread till he finishes this one


We Want Answers


https://epicmafia.com/user/557704#/


lmao
Shamzy
over 8 years

Devante says

boycott sonse's new thread till he finishes this one


We Want Answers


https://epicmafia.com/user/557704#/
Devante
over 8 years
boycott sonse's new thread till he finishes this one


We Want Answers
deletedover 8 years
Make one for yourself.
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Goodbar says

MEEEEEE


A wild Goodbar appeared!

Description: Goodbar, the fairy Pokemon. Despite standing at the intimidating stature of a stack of pancakes, these Pokemon are quite powerful in battle, primarily due to their signature move: "slippery banana" .

Strengths: "Slippery Banana" move, Armchair Psychologist move

Weaknesses: If you try to use one at Mod Chat stadium, where the Elite 4 battles are held, it will be unable to use anything but the Move D.ick Pic. This move can't hurt most Pokemon, but is super effective against Rutab's.
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Gerry says

im a pokemon


A wild Gerry appeared!

Description: Gerry, the internet Pokemon. It is said that long ago, the Pokemon that later became known as Gerry spent so much time with the internet that he was able to to literally fuse with it and absorb its power. Thus, that Pokemon became what we today know as one of the legendary Pokemon of the Epicmafia region, Gerry. Gerry is the only internet type Pokemon known to man.

Strengths: Power of the internet grants Gerry godlike abilities, and army of alternate accounts is rivaled only by ABC Pokemon. Gerrys use their alt armies as eyes all over the entire region, granting Gerrys pseudo-omniscience.

Weaknesses: Gerrys only associate with Trash type Pokemon, so battling one requires wading through a sea of garbage.
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me
deletedover 8 years
I want to be a pokemon
Arcbell
over 8 years
ok me
xSoniaNeverMindx
over 8 years
oh my lord me
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Satan says

hey.....nice one


A wild Satan appeared!

Description: Satan's are an aquatic breed of Pokemon, and are notable for being that crappy pokemon you catch so you have something to teach surf to without wasting a move slot. Satan's are a popular, albeit extremely weak breed of Pokemon. For this reason, you can primarily find domesticated Satan's in Pokemon Contests telling bad jokes about marine animals. They subsist off of a diet consisting entirely of LSD.

Strengths: Bachelor's Degree in a hard science, "drug enthusiast" ability,

Weaknesses: "Lonely and looking for love" ability means Satan's can only attack once every two turns. "Cheated for e-friends" ability means Satan's are weak against "Normal" type moves.
BearGuru
over 8 years
me please
apeescaper
over 8 years
Meeee
roadman
over 8 years
Renaldo, the pedo Pokémon.
Reiyo
over 8 years
Purge the normies
deletedover 8 years
Give me one
Hibiki
over 8 years
ok im a little impresssed
hedger
over 8 years
meow
Devante
over 8 years
Ayeee
moon
over 8 years
okie
Goodbar
over 8 years
MEEEEEE
Gerry
over 8 years
im a pokemon
Satan
over 8 years
hey.....nice one
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BombCat says

i want to be snorlax


A wild BombCat appeared!

Description: BombCat's are extremely powerful pokemon with extremely volatile tempers. BombCat's have a tendency to use the move Self Destruct, often letting out a cry of "r****ds" before using the move.

Strengths: Self destructs.

Weaknesses: Self destructs.