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Are you Worthy?

over 8 years

I have a secret and have seen many things in my life. With the knowledge of my secret, you can seek immortality, fix the world, and do many great things. You can also do many bad things, so I will only reveal my secret if a single person is worthy in this thread. Those who learn my secret and use it to harm themselves or each other will find out the hard way that in the end, it wasn't the most efficient choice.

Prove you are worthy by telling me about why you are worthy of such great knowledge. To my right is a list of those who are not worthy.

List of worthy but not ready people

  • Jimbei
  • prdove
  • Kyanite
  • steph
  • AregVrt
over 8 years
I'm worthy because I'm a frogposter but I'm not cancer
over 8 years
Your forum is bad and your secret is bad.

But, I'm worse, and I want to prove that, share your secret with me and we will see how badly I harm myself, and those around me.
over 8 years
I am worthy because i am a dolphin irl
over 8 years
I am worthy because I care! /cries
I believe I am worthy because of my superior morality, indirectly brought upon my by intelligence that is on a next level, as a soft determinist I never judge someone because of many extrernal factors that could have turned them to a unethical act.

I want to go up the mountain, not there to show how small I am, but to give me a goal. I may not reach to the top, but as I climb I get a better view
over 8 years
i own this world
over 8 years
I am worthy because I try. I try because I'm worthy.

Life is worth trying for. It's worth trying for life.

If we do not try, it isn't worth it. It isn't worth it if we do not try.

I will always try because I'm worthy. I'm worthy because I will always try.
over 8 years
im ready
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hi cindy here, i know all your secrets b/c i entered your secret vault which was not so secret
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im worthwhile
over 8 years
I don't think I'm worthy, but slight enlightenment would be great.
over 8 years
I don't think I'm worthy at all. I try my best, but I doubt I deserve things handed to me that I didn't work for.
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I believe that everyone shouldn't be mistreated because they've all gone through problems in their lives. It makes me very sad to see people being badly treated no matter who they are (lilin ;-;).
There are reasons why some people behave the way they are, and being able to empathise, or simply be nice, with another person is the key to being a good person.

But I am not worthy because I'm lazy and I succumb easily to distractions. I don't have the resolution. I also believe there is a certain degree of evil in everyone, similar to every object having a certain size.
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I AM WORTHY! I WAS DESTINED TO DO GREAT THINGS! I JUST KNOW IT! GIVE ME THE POWER!
over 8 years

jhubejello says

LastProphet is not a real prophet and a plebeian who does not know the real key. They to decide who is and who isn't worthy is a FALLACY.


Then why don't we allow middle easterns to have nuclear warheads?
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LastProphet is not a real prophet and a plebeian who does not know the real key. They to decide who is and who isn't worthy is a FALLACY.
over 8 years
Kyanite the secret is its just a prank bro HUEHEHUEHUE
over 8 years
Y'all are just jealous that i won
over 8 years
Well played, sir. Just as expected from the last prophet of incoming trolling or something.
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says



give me the secret now


read my /x/ thread bro :P

I revealed it there but it's not for the "mundane"
over 8 years
bullsh** give me the secret now
over 8 years
The secret is that I made this thread in the spam section because there is not secret. I won't lie that the people who are not worthy are legit not worthy, but, here is how I made this thread.

I took this thread I made on /x/

http://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17514068/prove-you-are-worthy

and this thread lilin made

https://epicmafia.com/topic/75849

and stuck them together in tribute to a player that knew what epic mafia was all about.

Now lets take a moment of silence to remember lilin in this tribute...

...

Okay. Carry along now guys.
over 8 years
Time for me to reveal the secret....
over 8 years
The only thing i'm worthy of is a swift kick in the
over 8 years

Kyanite says

Mitsurugi didn't even get a reply?


He's just salty that I pointed that out that he himself is not worthy enough to judge who is worthy and who is not