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Are you Worthy?

about 9 years

I have a secret and have seen many things in my life. With the knowledge of my secret, you can seek immortality, fix the world, and do many great things. You can also do many bad things, so I will only reveal my secret if a single person is worthy in this thread. Those who learn my secret and use it to harm themselves or each other will find out the hard way that in the end, it wasn't the most efficient choice.

Prove you are worthy by telling me about why you are worthy of such great knowledge. To my right is a list of those who are not worthy.

List of worthy but not ready people

  • Jimbei
  • prdove
  • Kyanite
  • steph
  • AregVrt
about 9 years
warcraft you are not worthy because an expert in occult knowledge would know better then to fall for the temptation of posting in this thread.
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I expertise in occult knowledge, thus I don't need to know the secret.
about 9 years
I let it in his notes. Also imsohappy.

You are not worthy.

and I already answered you magyarmester

Also christ, what would a non-worthy person know about who is worthy?
about 9 years
Am I worthy?
about 9 years
ok this is a joke because steph is definitely not worthy
about 9 years
Mitsurugi didn't even get a reply?
about 9 years
I'm worthy for I am... uh... happy?
about 9 years

Christopherzilla says

ok everyone you can all stop trying now, the secret has been revealed to me, it wasn't anything special.




Lol nice photo shop, but, that is not the secret and I wouldn't tell the secret to someone who isn't worthy.
about 9 years
ok everyone you can all stop trying now, the secret has been revealed to me, it wasn't anything special.

about 9 years
Merlot you are not worthy because the fire of chaos and change is too hot. Come back to test your worth when your fire has died.
about 9 years
I'm worthy... Because... Name is Edgeworth?
Jokes aside... I'm worthy, because, reasons? Idk.
"Worth" is such a subjective matter. Who are you to decide who is worthy and who is not?
about 9 years
i'm worthy because a) i'm gay and b) i'm chaotic good which means the whimsy of your secret will be suited to my lifestyle while not falling into the hands of ppl who wish to hurt others; you can expect the capriciousness of life and the compassion of a Good Person from me.
about 9 years
I am worthy because I am sympathetic to others, and I use the very best parts of me to offer advice and wisdom to those who need it. I am open-minded and able to see things from several different perspectives. I am always ready to take in new information and to adapt to it as the world is ever-changing. I am always critical of myself and I challenge myself daily with new obstacles. I find that I am drawn toward helping people, if this secret knowledge is enough fix the world, I want to do just that.
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You will give up your secret to me before we reach page 3
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LastProphet is illuminati I knew it
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LastProphet says

Pavoneo you are not worthy because being great doesn't always last forever. Sandbox will not last forever. Caring about things that don't last forever is like pissing in a sea of . It doesn't matter.


Nihilism is never the answer. Permanence is not a prerequisite for something to be worthwhile. If you aren't going to help build the wall then your secret is of no use here.
about 9 years
Enough people are worthy. I think I will reveal my secret on page 3.
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LastProphet says

AvegVrt you are not worthy because if you know so much, you wouldn't be posting here in this thread.


I still don't have the one to make me immortal. But whatever your choice.
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You are so unworthy sl0nderman that I can't even put you in the same category as the people in the list.
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put me on the not worthy list because I never want to be associated with anything you proclaim
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AvegVrt you are not worthy because if you know so much, you wouldn't be posting here in this thread.
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I think I am worthy.

I think that knowledge is the only truth of the universe. Everything is done for a simple purpose to learn. Because knowledge opens new doors and gives more choices for people. I consider my goal to archieve and pass knowledge to other people. So if you give me that knowledge. I won't use it myself. I will teach it to other people, little by little but I will make sure they understand, and they change the world however they seem fit.

The key to creating a better world is not making it yourself, it's giving others the means to do it, themselfs.
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Pavoneo you are not worthy because being great doesn't always last forever. Sandbox will not last forever. Caring about things that don't last forever is like pissing in a sea of . It doesn't matter.
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I was testing you, those were just lord of the rings quotes. You're not worthy of distributing this secret wisdom. Please cease and desist. Lock this thread and nothing will come of your transgression.
about 9 years
yes Pavoneo