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LF Cute EM GF

almost 10 years

willing to give u all extra tokens of mine

conditions:

  • must be grill irl

  • must call me pet names and allow me to call u pet names

  • must have cute avi

  • pink text color is a plus but not required, same with sense of humor

  • must not kill me in sandbox games, and i won't kill u either

  • Must be over 18 so I don't break any laws

  • you can have a bf outside of EM but when ur on EM ur mine

Timer is for when I die, estimated with the average age of 80

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Must be over 18 so I don't break any laws

sign me up
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ok marry me
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this is sexist why cant boys apply thanks obama
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almost 10 years
I am all of the above but I am already married to herredy!
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hey what about me tho:)
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Golbolco says

Can we nominate others for the position?


Yes more nominations pls
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Can we nominate others for the position?
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i;m a boy
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Still looking. No responses over the weekend :(
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on em you're MINE
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dont be scammed you cant give out already bought tokens to other people!!!!
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And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later.
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that's one way to do it I guess
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send all the runner-ups my way
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How cute
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GuiltyTownie says

I can't wait for your EM girlfriend to steal your tokens and then divorce you right after.

almost 10 years
I can't wait for your EM girlfriend to steal your tokens and then divorce you right after.