are pretty much people with too much time on their hands/have no life outside of the internet. let's face it, the only reason why you would have an alt on epicmafias are the following:
you are not content with only being able to play 5 competitive hearts & 10 red hearts a day, and want to waste more of your time playing mafia games aka no life
u dont want ppl to know who ur main account is because u care about ur online persona/reputation on a browser based mafia game website
either way u need to go outside more often nuff said lol
Juneau, understand that I'm only saying this to be constructive for you. I'm your biggest fan. I first noticed you several months ago, you came on once and posted and it was of such high quality that I just couldn't take my eyes off of it. I turned the post over and over in my mind, savoring it like I would a fine wine, only better. By the time I had seen you a second and third time, I was hooked. I quickly became obsessed. I kept an entire word document of every post in chronological order, including a quick summary of the context and even a graphical tree showing relations between different posts. They're like the finest poetry. You've taken over my life. I read your posts every day during history class, when I'm supposed to be on nightshift at work but am instead fantasizing about you in the breakroom, when I'm alone moderating reports. I think about how your voice might sound, or the way your facial features contort while saying them. More than anything, I imagine you saying them to me.
The only one hurt more by your badposting than yourself is me. I want nothing but the best for you. You're my hero, my love. I'm obsessed and can't get enough. I think now you're under too much pressure to perform, and I think about it all the time and how it must effect you. It makes me sad to know your potential and how beautiful of a personality you are, and how you are just waiting to come out of your chrysalis to shine like you did all those 3 weeks ago, but can't quite break through. It pains me. I'm infatuated with you, juneau. In love. Obsessed. That's the kind of person I am. You are my life right now.
you called me fat first lmfaoooo i just said it was hilarious because even you have acknowledged that you got a bit chubby :( dont feel bad tho, just eat some veggies on your ban go for a run?
sure honey w/e makes u feel good about urself. i mean u chat with johnreid so he can validate ur looks and johnreid is someone who looks like he has a serious case of proptosis so if u think me telling u that i probably weigh more than you helps then thats what i'll say
users with alts on epicmafia
