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users with alts on epicmafia

almost 9 years

are pretty much people with too much time on their hands/have no life outside of the internet. let's face it, the only reason why you would have an alt on epicmafias are the following:

  1. you are not content with only being able to play 5 competitive hearts & 10 red hearts a day, and want to waste more of your time playing mafia games aka no life

  2. u dont want ppl to know who ur main account is because u care about ur online persona/reputation on a browser based mafia game website

either way u need to go outside more often nuff said lol

almost 9 years

krystalk says


juneau says


krystalk says


juneau says

i mean i just think that its funny because when u search "krystalk" this is literally the first thing that comes up




do you want em to post a bikini pic or something? lol i mean ive seen you are chubby you dont have to post one but ill post for you if you want :-)


no pls this is a family friendly website not r/beachedwhales


how much do you weigh again juneau? and your height? lol


would it make u feel better if i told u that i was 5'5 and weighed 70 kgs cuz i can almost hear the sobbing through the internet from ur posts
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I'm pretty impressed not only is this a thread with a good johnreid post, it's also juneaus least bad thread since returning. lol
almost 9 years

juneau says

actually im not going to be banned at all according to you devante:




I would never violate u on epicmafia, i am against hot girls getting vios
almost 9 years

juneau says

idk if shes actually skinnier than me or not i just think its funny how i made an off remark about her being fat when i didn't actually know what she looked like and now she wouldn't shut up about the whole weight thing


LOL you called me fat and i said pls you are fat
also you said that you had seen my picture and then came to the fat conclusion? lololol
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Bigpock says

Juneau and Krystal should both post bikini pics!! Everyone wins!


Now that's something I can get behind!
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Juneau and Krystal should both post bikini pics!! Everyone wins!
almost 9 years
idk if shes actually skinnier than me or not i just think its funny how i made an off remark about her being fat when i didn't actually know what she looked like and now she wouldn't shut up about the whole weight thing
almost 9 years

juneau says


krystalk says


juneau says

i mean i just think that its funny because when u search "krystalk" this is literally the first thing that comes up




do you want em to post a bikini pic or something? lol i mean ive seen you are chubby you dont have to post one but ill post for you if you want :-)


no pls this is a family friendly website not r/beachedwhales


how much do you weigh again juneau? and your height? lol
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I thought this was about people with alts, not about "HEY IM SKINNIER" god the Karkrashians are more interesting and talk about bodies better. New topic pls.
almost 9 years

krystalk says


juneau says

i mean i just think that its funny because when u search "krystalk" this is literally the first thing that comes up




do you want em to post a bikini pic or something? lol i mean ive seen you are chubby you dont have to post one but ill post for you if you want :-)


no pls this is a family friendly website not r/beachedwhales
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God just thing, i can kick back and see meltdowns like it's 2012 all over again. Just lay back, smile, and then laugh at the stupidity.
almost 9 years

juneau says

i mean i just think that its funny because when u search "krystalk" this is literally the first thing that comes up




do you want em to post a bikini pic or something? lol i mean ive seen you are chubby you dont have to post one but ill post for you if you want :-)
almost 9 years
i guess u have some serious issues with your own weight? i hope i didn't hit a nerve with you there when i said that u were fat
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I wanna make babies with juneau
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lmFAo
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i mean i just think that its funny because when u search "krystalk" this is literally the first thing that comes up

almost 9 years
no, juneau you have acknowledged youre a chubby gal. i cant make you feel bad about something you already know bb:(
but fear not orly likes the chubby screamers so you will not be alone
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krystalk says


juneau says


krystalk says


juneau says

krystalk is hilarious she looks like the poster girl for kids with iodine deficiency and she said that im fatter than her


you are lmao


sure honey w/e makes u feel good about urself. i mean u chat with johnreid so he can validate ur looks and johnreid is someone who looks like he has a serious case of proptosis so if u think me telling u that i probably weigh more than you helps then thats what i'll say


you called me fat first lmfaoooo i just said it was hilarious because even you have acknowledged that you got a bit chubby :(
dont feel bad tho, just eat some veggies on your ban go for a run?


is that supposed to make me feel bad about myself or something

i mean im like the most narcissistic person on this website i mean most of my threads arent serious but i do actually have a huge ego even i will acknowledge that
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almost 9 years
Idk why Vash just jumped off the deep end, but this thread is better for it imo.
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Normally I'd just tell everyone to stop posting, but it's getting to the point where we're just better off without forums.
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LMAO WHAT
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.... O.O