Epicmafia

users with alts on epicmafia

almost 9 years

are pretty much people with too much time on their hands/have no life outside of the internet. let's face it, the only reason why you would have an alt on epicmafias are the following:

you are not content with only being able to play 5 competitive hearts & 10 red hearts a day, and want to waste more of your time playing mafia games aka no life
u dont want ppl to know who ur main account is because u care about ur online persona/reputation on a browser based mafia game website

either way u need to go outside more often nuff said lol

krystal

almost 9 years

BillStickers says

i think they only sell orange juice w/ pulp to make it easier to figure out who's going to hell when the rapture comes

dude shut up its like added texture

jack

almost 9 years

because juneau's opinions have no staying power

BillStickers

almost 9 years

i think they only sell orange juice w/ pulp to make it easier to figure out who's going to hell when the rapture comes

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it's kinda free reign when the OP gets banned, chaika

Chaika

almost 9 years

How does this

Turn to this?

krystal

almost 9 years

everything is, really

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unnecessary, really

krystal

almost 9 years

man i love all the chunky products chunky salsa, chunky peanut butter, chuny schlong, you name it if its chunky i lvoe it. well besides juneau.

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I just ate a bunch of cookie dough and now I have a stomach ache

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the worst is when the chunkiest of the chunk is the tomato, and not something relatively more interesting like a pepper or onion

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krystalk says

mist says

like, honestly. chunky salsa is just salsa from companies that cheap out on their blenders and then they market it. screw that noise.

what are your thoughts on chunky peanut butter, or orange juice with pulp?

chunky peanut butter is bad and i don't really like any orange juice but pulpy lemonade is inferior to strained lemonade so yeah i imagine it's the same.

eris says

Chunky peanut butter and pulp are both inferior products.

this guy knows what's up

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Chunky peanut butter and pulp are both inferior products.

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error says

mist says

can someone explain chunky salsa to me? it's such a fricking travesty. i don't want my chip to have a goddamn fruit hat, i just want it to have some delicious goo i can easily scoop up on it dammit

you need some chunk to ensure that your salsa isn't a watery, chip-challenged tragedy

ok yes like a tiny bit of chunk so it has some fricking consistency but again i don't want my chips looking like they just got back from the luau

krystal

almost 9 years

mist says

like, honestly. chunky salsa is just salsa from companies that cheap out on their blenders and then they market it. screw that noise.

what are your thoughts on chunky peanut butter, or orange juice with pulp?

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this is honestly really upsetting me right now. what the is wrong with people who like chunky salsa. you like an inferior product. stop being stupid. wake up sheeple etc. etc. etc.

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mist says

can someone explain chunky salsa to me? it's such a fricking travesty. i don't want my chip to have a goddamn fruit hat, i just want it to have some delicious goo i can easily scoop up on it dammit

you need some chunk to ensure that your salsa isn't a watery, chip-challenged tragedy

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like, honestly. chunky salsa is just salsa from companies that cheap out on their blenders and then they market it. screw that noise.

deletedalmost 9 years

can someone explain chunky salsa to me? it's such a fricking travesty. i don't want my chip to have a goddamn fruit hat, i just want it to have some delicious goo i can easily scoop up on it dammit

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sure is a lot of edge itt

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MeetTerry says

harodihg says

MeetTerry says

Sonrio says

if this post gets enough upvotes ill rogue ban him

u won't cuz ur a [redacted]

Reminder that this user feels personally and deeply insulted when told to fall down the up escalator

the mods told you to avoid me stop it you're literally triggering me.

Oh yeah bud? How does this make you feel?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kerry-coddett/white-on-white-crime-an-u_b_6771878.html

Giga96

almost 9 years

trolleyz says

can somebody mod those reports so i can see if juneau gets banned or not

https://epicmafia.com/report/168531 start with this one please

MeetTerry

almost 9 years

harodihg says

MeetTerry says

Sonrio says

if this post gets enough upvotes ill rogue ban him

u won't cuz ur a [redacted]

Reminder that this user feels personally and deeply insulted when told to fall down the up escalator

the mods told you to avoid me stop it you're literally triggering me.

trolleyz

almost 9 years

can somebody mod those reports so i can see if juneau gets banned or not

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Where is an admin when I need modding to ban some people

Giga96

almost 9 years

dad says

she said she weighs 115 and i'm very skeptical

edit: used wrong word im redacted

that's sgr's weight backwards lol