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Insults Catalogue

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In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.

I'll post some first

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar

The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.

I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

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You're acting like such a little Zhuorb.
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Hey man I don't think that's the kind of insult we're going for, over here
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You look like you'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel
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ZeroFurrbone says

You are pure trash. Why do you even play you brainless son of a worm? You are incapable of playing you miserable god damn f***


Whoah
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You are pure trash. Why do you even play you brainless son of a worm? You are incapable of playing you miserable god damn f***
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Isn't that part of a Russell Peters routine
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I was talking very slowly to someone and they reported me for HC because the style of my speech was suggestive that she was too slow (or "challenged") to get what I was saying

so the best insult is to just talk slow to someone
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MikeyRu likes you
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you look like a feminist
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Mr. Clear, what you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this lobby is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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nimbus est homosexualis
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If your IQ was any less I'd have to water you twice a day
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smh fam tbh
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sorry
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voluntaryloser says

the r word

wait no f*ck the n word NO F*CK


Dont make me put you in time out
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the r word

wait no f*ck the n word NO F*CK
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ur dum fam
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even sandbox doesn't want you
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do you need help wiping ur butt?
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BillStickers says

your gay


You're you.
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you look like you have an epicmafia account
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evolpz says

the fact that this thread was created is sad


I'm a very sad and lonely person, i need a way to let out my angst
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Abe  
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"weren't you on an mtv show"
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the fact that this thread was created is sad