Epicmafia

Insults Catalogue

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In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.

I'll post some first

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar

The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.

I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

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I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

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oh whoops! forgot to mute wink lol

ArieI

almost 9 years

your IQ is sub 80

wink

almost 9 years

"i hope you run out of skips on pandora"

wink

almost 9 years

Escurai says

Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer

a long time

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shakespeare loved a good r ape joke too

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Have you not read Shakespeares stuff? He was pretty damn racist among other things. Those damn moors making beasts with two backs

Cammy

almost 9 years

bucko

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You're the type of person to suck for bus money and then walk home

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Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

Luci

almost 9 years

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/shakespearean-insults-to-use-in-everyday-life#.ufMbBmepv

shakespearean insults on pictures of cats glaring at you, what more could you want?

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You are a fkn b00b

Escurai

almost 9 years

Sincerely says

Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!

Reported for HC I was triggered by the word N00dle

Sincerely

almost 9 years

Escurai says

If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi

Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!

Sincerely

almost 9 years

Most of these insults are too long and impractical for actual application within epicmafia games, you foul words.

Giga13

almost 9 years

"i want to end your life"

Escurai

almost 9 years

Sincerely says

snip

If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi

codeslicer

almost 9 years

You piece of xbox one!

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

terry leave me alone before i get an epicmafia restraining order on you.

Sincerely

almost 9 years

Escurai says

Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer

Listen here c*m-sl*t, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a copypasta. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a copypasta would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that copypasta was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Edit: stupid censors should be bypassed in stupid copy pastas im done

Escurai

almost 9 years

Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer

MeetTerry

almost 9 years

JeffReid says

MeetTerry says

JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?

?

ur slow

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

MeetTerry says

JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

MeetTerry

almost 9 years

JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?