In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.
I'll post some first
If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar
The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.
I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level
What the did you just say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying to me over the Internet? Think again, . As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
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You have to mute someone after they make the best insult of this thread
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
