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Tatami's Boy/Girlfriend Tryouts

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Hello everybody, I'm Tatami, premier moderator, notorious tryhard, and chronic badposter.

As part of my New Year's Resolutions, I decided I wanted to get a romantic partner (See my prior experiences with girls here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74271?page=15 ) To aid in my quest, I am now taking applications.

1) How old are you?

2) Are you an anime?

3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?

4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?

5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.

6) Are you capable of love?

7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.

9) Pranay or maymay?

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?

Note the "tryouts" in the title. This is a multiple-round endeavor for my heart.

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1) The ripe age of gay

2) A true yaoi

3) Only if they have an anime avatar

4) lol

5) Tests do not show my worth. My anime statistics do.

6) Ask my body pillow

7) Anime n chill

8) Weeaboophobic. Told me I was stupid for watching japan cartoons for children.

9) Whichever one's seen more anime

10) idk I just want a score like out of 100% how much did I get? I already am dating someone but I think tests are fun like those times I go on at 4 am and take a gay test to rate how gay I am. I already know I'm hella gay but I just want to see how gay it thinks I am, ya know?

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hi i would like to apply

MeetTerry

almost 9 years

1) How old are you?

19

2) Are you an anime?

allegedly

3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?

allegedly

4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?

look at my trophy

5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.

121

6) Are you capable of love?

allegedly

7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation

You and me alone... in a deserted place... like Games Lobby

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.

i always end relationships on a good note wtf

9) Pranay or maymay?

tf?

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?

you voted to sustain a HC vio on me. thanks.

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1) been here too long

2) gay cat

3) I'm always mafia.

4) of course

5) the purity test gave me 18

6) silly question. I love no one

7) anywhere cold.

8) this one time I hooked up with the guy who's bff liked me. They aren't friends now. I guess it wasn't forever

9)maymay

10) the purgatory test sent me to level 8 or something

Anthony

almost 9 years

1) How old are you?
21
2) Are you an anime?
i pretend to be
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?
yes
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?
https://epicmafia.com/user/178089#/
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.
according to bgo it's ~a frozen carrot
6) Are you capable of love?
yes
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation
running together on epicmafia
8) Tell me about that one bad ex.
she was crazy
9) Pranay or maymay?

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?
rate me higher than calvin

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harodihg says

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.

I don't have bad ex's, just learning experiences

Take notes, this was the weedout question and harod just bossed it.

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1) How old are you?

21

2) Are you an anime?

See avatar.

3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?

Yes

4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?

Yes

5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.

lol

6) Are you capable of love?

Yes

7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation

We go to an aquarium for the date until it gets dark, and then we go to a Red Lobster for a nice romantic moonlight dinner and there's nothing wrong or ironic about that.

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.

I don't have bad ex's, just learning experiences

9) Pranay or maymay?

lol

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?

I'm the man.

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what ever happened to rutab

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It's not.

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its the same one bill

BillStickers

almost 9 years

is that the same tucker who snapchatted me his weiner or is this a new one

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Tucker says

To clarify: that was my tryout. Shouldn't take much to best Dave.

You're probably making it to the second round unless some stronger candidates crop up.

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To clarify: that was my tryout. Shouldn't take much to best Dave.

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20

no

yes

yes

yes, i used google to find out californias time zone.

maymay

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Hey there Tucker

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Hello Tatami.