Hello everybody, I'm Tatami, premier moderator, notorious tryhard, and chronic badposter.
As part of my New Year's Resolutions, I decided I wanted to get a romantic partner (See my prior experiences with girls here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74271?page=15 ) To aid in my quest, I am now taking applications.
1) How old are you?
2) Are you an anime?
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.
6) Are you capable of love?
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation
8) Tell me about that one bad ex.
9) Pranay or maymay?
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?
Note the "tryouts" in the title. This is a multiple-round endeavor for my heart.
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Neptune neg'd my post because he's insecure with his masculinity. Don't worry though bby, I know how to treat a lady's gullet properly.
All the kids these days are sliding down her throat and into her tummy, ya dihg?
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this is the most morally REVOLTING application i have ever seen you should be ashamed of yourself kids these days when i was a kid we were rolling around on skateboards doing ollies but now you ollie up ontop of anybody and you make me SICK
all my exes broke upw ith me becasue i was too good at giving blowjobs please accept my application. i am old enough and i am single ( i broke up with ling as soon as i saw this topic)
1) How old are you? 22 2) Are you an anime? yes 3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? no 4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? golds are 5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. 130+ 6) Are you capable of love? yes 7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation somewhere where our only focus is each other 8) Tell me about that one bad ex. no humans are inherently "bad" 9) Pranay or maymay? pranay 10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you? my idea of a good time is making sure you have a good time
innuendos not intended but certainly not dismissed
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? yes
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? no
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. no
6) Are you capable of love? no
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation. trip to the garbage dump and i can kill you while you're wearing my mother's necklace and saying abusive language like she did
8) Tell me about that one bad ex. a year after we broke up they turned into a fictionkin with "borderline personality disorder"
this is the one answer im not making up
9) Pranay or maymay? maymay
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you? this is a joke response
1) How old are you? Mentally 12, according to bill
2) Are you an anime? No
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? No
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? Only mine
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. Yes
6) Are you capable of love? Yes
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation We fight for supremecy on epicmafia dot com
8) Tell me about that one bad ex. Not really an ex but there was this guy called tatami that asked me to love him then rejected me
9) Pranay or maymay? Perky porkson
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you? Last - Today 3:36 pm > abe
Last - Today 3:36 pm > I know you're there
Last - Today 3:36 pm > you better apply
Last - Today 3:36 pm > or else
Last - Today 3:36 pm > Last cracks whip
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i don't save as doctor on meteor nights.
abstaining from the rest of the Q's cause that's the only one that matters here
deletedalmost 9 years
Which father, which teacher, could prevent him from living his own life, from soiling himself with life, from loading himself with sin, from swallowing the bitter drink himself, from finding his own path? Do you think, my dear friend, that anybody is spared this path? Perhaps your little son, because you would like to see him spared sorrow and pain and disillusionment? But if you were to die ten times for him, you would not alter his destiny in the slightest.
1) How old are you? 17 2) Are you an anime? No, but I can be! 3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? Yes. 4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? I guess. 5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. 132 6) Are you capable of love? Yes, very! 7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation Desert Drive, Night out on the space needle, Actually in Space, aahh.. anywhere romantic. 8) Tell me about that one bad ex. She kept asking me for blood and believed she was a vampire and drank blood and made me give her some of my blood. Seriously, this stuff went waaay over my head when we were together! 9) Pranay or maymay? I guess Pranay? 10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?
I'm very fun and funny! I have a good sense of humor and I'm quite the romantic. :>
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1) How old are you? i'm twenty
2) Are you an anime? i liked yu gi oh
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? no i play to win. always
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? i think u need either a small amount of skill or a good amount of friends to get them but any individual round isn't particularly indicative of skill
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. when i was 13 i took a free one online and it told me i'm a 142 and i didn't believe it
6) Are you capable of love? i don't exactly know what you mean but i think so
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation i want to go to a volcano
8) Tell me about that one bad ex. lol no
9) Pranay or maymay? pranay
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you? i'm desperate and earn a sizeable salary via student loans
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ok
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Please fill out a questionaire.
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1) How old are you? 18
2) Are you an anime? no
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? mhmmm
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? ya
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. 300
6) Are you capable of love? 50/50
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation u & me on the moon
8) Tell me about that one bad ex.
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
9) Pranay or maymay?
what
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?
im straight
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1) How old are you? Im 12 what is this
2) Are you an anime? Bakugan, beyblade, pokemon, yugioh, naruto, dbz, avatar the last airbender, ed edd n eddy, boku no pico are the best
3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights? I don't play comp lol
4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill? I think they're indicative of your non existant social life
5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score. No because I'm not a nerd lol
6) Are you capable of love? Sure
7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation We go to my place and bang because I don't have money for food
8) Tell me about that one bad ex. All my exes are locked up in my basment
9) Pranay or maymay? nicememe.jpg
10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you? I have AIDs
