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Tatami's Boy/Girlfriend Tryouts

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Hello everybody, I'm Tatami, premier moderator, notorious tryhard, and chronic badposter.

As part of my New Year's Resolutions, I decided I wanted to get a romantic partner (See my prior experiences with girls here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74271?page=15 ) To aid in my quest, I am now taking applications.

1) How old are you?

2) Are you an anime?

3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?

4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?

5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.

6) Are you capable of love?

7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.

9) Pranay or maymay?

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?

Note the "tryouts" in the title. This is a multiple-round endeavor for my heart.

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1) How old are you?
26, tbh nearing the old maid age.

2) Are you an anime?
never. why would anyone want to be a cartoon?

3) Do you save as the doctor on meteor nights?
I would.

4) Do you believe trophies are indicative of skill?
Yes. Indicative of skill in deceiving the mods. :3

5) Have you ever taken an IQ test or similar? If so, please give your score.
No need. My place is in the kitchen making sandwiches.

6) Are you capable of love?
What is Love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

7) Describe your dream date and/or vacation
Netflix and Chill.

8) Tell me about that one bad ex.
This one time, at band camp... nevermind, you wouldn't understand.

9) Pranay or maymay?
Pranay, hands up!

10) Free response. What else do you feel is important/fun for me to know about you?
Refer to above answers. :3
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Neptune says

instead lets turn our focus to abe thinking finding out the time in california was an IQ test


not just an IQ test, one he expected me to fail. Let's get the facts straight.
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i was at dinner w/ my mate and i opend it and it was on full volume wjadowiad
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loh ym god i cantbre aht holt hahahisldjhahahahhahaah
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i havent opened it yet
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SNAP TAMTAMI OAWHAFOWAFW
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(>^^(Oo)
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moon says

can yall not

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instead lets turn our focus to abe thinking finding out the time in california was an IQ test
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nya! ^______^ =3
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ling says


moon says

can yall not talk about doing naughty things with underage girls...


you literalyl corrupted a 12 year old girl


i don't know what you're talking about =3
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poor alise still has nightmares about this place
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ling says


moon says

can yall not talk about doing naughty things with underage girls...


you literalyl corrupted a 12 year old girl

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Ryuko says

you're 21, edark. there is still a line you are crossing


What line would that be
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moon says

can yall not talk about doing naughty things with underage girls...


you literalyl corrupted a 12 year old girl
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I take it all back! If you're out there watching NSA, I want you to know that she told me was 21
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how about underage boys
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you're 21, edark. there is still a line you are crossing
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Ryuko says

you are discussing a 16 year old


Life is good in Sweden
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can yall not talk about doing naughty things with underage girls...
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you are discussing a 16 year old
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NO          
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oh fugg
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but now i will re-neg it
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i re-read, laughed, then un-negged