*looks out at horizon*

i believed in happiness

Vulgar Latin was Latin with more swear words.

Furansu says

my dad got me to believe he ate our tank of tropical fish

my dad got me to believe he was coming back from the store

i honestly believed that most people were atheist...

I used to think everyone was a christian.

my dad got me to believe he ate our tank of tropical fish

I believed that stepping on cracks would actually break my mom's back. ._.

That Chucky the doll was going to ruthlessly murder me.

I was one of those kids who was practically born in a church pew. I grew up with my whole family going to church every Sunday. When I was like 4, we moved closer to Indianapolis because of Dad's work, and one family in our new neighborhood was not religious. I couldn't get it through my head that there were people who didn't go to church.

I believed that other kids were stupid.

Also, that I was adopted.

That the abominable snowman from Rudolph lived in my basement

one time my older cousin made me believe i was turning into a demon because i killed some ants

I used to think I was straight

I used to think drinking excessively made you smarter, then I met bdog :^)

I thought the word island was pronounced is-land and that it was a country for the longest time

i was never stupid

I thought unicorns were real, I thought they went extinct like the dinosaurs. I was shocked when I learned they were make believe the whole time.