I also used to believe that "stupid" was a swear word so whenever lets get it started by the black eyed peas came on the radio I would censor myself whenever the word stupid was said

I used to be afraid of going to the bathroom because I thought that an alligator would come up through the toilet hole and bite my butt

I used to think skeletons would come to life at night

I used to think we weren't actually allowed to use calculators in the real world

i believed that muffins were healthy and that froot loops was an essential part of a balanced breakfast

I thought that the toilet would eat me if I did not back away when flushing..

I used to eat toilet paper

I thought epicmafia was actually good

i thought life would be worth living
also i thought i was straight

I thought that I was in a movie all the time or that people were always watching me, but really it was because from a young age we were taught that God was always watching and so were the angels and saints. So I always had to be good or else I would be punished. #catholicschool

I believed my family was intelligent from their religion.

I thought that when I turned a certain age I would gain super powers like all the other girls... I never did =(...

I used to believe in humanity.

Hood says

I thought i was special

but you are


I used to think my life was some kind of sitcom that people (or aliens) watched so when wierd/funny stuff happened I would look at a random wall, make a face (like im looking at the camera) and, if I was alone, say a funny catchphrase.

once i ate battery acid thinking it was marmite

I thought i was special

quand j'etais petit, i fell asleep with gum in my mouth and somehow it got stuck in between my thighs and the next morning i was freaking out bc it hurt to get it off me. sooooo i thought for a good two years that if you fell asleep with gum in your mouth it would grow out of your thighs.

i used to think traffic lights were manually operated by dwarves from the inside

when i was a kid i heard about people starving in africa and thought they were stupid bc they should just go to the grocery store and buy some food dammit.

oh also i thought everybody lived a very similar life to mine except for when we were at school

everyone was a robot that would be turned off when they weren't around me

My mom told me that the only reason we were born, when i was little; because "God" punished her for doing bad in school..and that I'd follow in her steps if I did bad in school..

my sister used to cover herself with sheets and tie a panda pillow to her face and call herself amanda panda and i legit thought it was real until i was 10

I thought ants would enter trought my bellybutton and control me

when i was a kid i believed that 9/11 wasn't an inside job and that jet fuel could melt steel beams. glad I was set straight.