shine bright like a dia-mond

beau more like weeabeau

bike

[drops mic]

i love my waifu

one day when dia grows up shes gonna b very famous. like very famous. so when she writes her autobiography, i feel like she'll probably mention epicmafia (probably not v positively tho) but anyways, basically, its not important enough to gets its own chapter in the table of contents...

so it'll hav to go n the appendeux

dia more like DIAgusting DIArrhea in a DIAper causing DIAbolical DIAstruction i hope she self DIAletes

beau more like beauNE head

deux more like deU suck