What the flip did you just fliping say about μ's, you little sheep? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Otonokizaka Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on A-RISE, and I have over 300 confirmed performances. I am trained in being hella kawaii and I’m the top center in the entire Japan high school system. You are nothing to me but just another hater that wants attention. I will transform you to a weeaboo with precision and speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fliping words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the stage? Think again, hater. As we speak I am contacting our not-so-secret network of fans across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that transforms the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fliping converted, hater. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-dance you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cuteness, but I have access to the collective power of the μ's fanbase and I will use it to its full extent to convert your miserable butt into another slovenly fan, you little . If only you could have known what kawaii retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fliping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will give you the most amazing live performance ever and you will love it. You’re fliping converted, kiddo.
