I Dare say that you have fallen for my favorite type of ruse. The type of ruse that few people see in their life times. The type of ruse that will be talked about for centuries to come. The type of ruse that songs stories and even movies are made about. The type of ruse that leaves the rusedl in the most uncomfortable of all ruses theyve ever endured in their pitiful life times. The type of ruse that makes the Ruser feel the very hieght of Rusemanship ©. The type of ruse that will make you wish you had never been born. Yes, the type of ruse that will make your grandchildren wish you had just been a miscarried lump of flesh before they could have inherited the Shakenness of your Sheaves ©. The type of ruse that will make you repeatedly contemplate taking the next most immediate step that will end your miserable existence. The type of ruse that only the dead know peace from its rustling. The type of ruse that will make even my good friend Satan feel pity for your Wobbled Wibbles ©. Yes again i say, the type of ruse that God himself could do nothing to save you from. Even now you are asking yourself how such a great being could take such extreme measures to ensure your discomfort. I assure you it is no unfortunate matter of chance, it was Destiny ©. Yes, it was Destiny that garanteed you Rankled Johns ©. At this point My Plan is but beginning and all is in motion. I have but to watch as the next 60 years of your life procede with the most legendary ruse of this dimension. I will observe from my throne in Olympus ©, and you will have the pleasure of being the most Jibbled People in Existence ©.
We regret to announce the unfortunate expiration of AdminCorp, who on the 12th of September of this year was callously vaporized by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. AdminCorp is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.
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