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Vatican Vacation

Satan
about 9 years

This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.

Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet

Satan
about 9 years

rutab says

A again


You come to a brightly lit hallway, a guard comes forward and yells

"Halt! Who goes there?"

What do you do?

A) Stammer nervously

B) Run away and go back to join your group
Arcbell
about 9 years

Satan says


Arcbell says


Satan says


Arcbell says

Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.


You proceed down the corridor with caution, at the end you find another more scary looking corridor. Do you

A) Turn around and run back to find your group like a coward

B) Continue forward with caution


B, obviously


You continue forward, with caution.

You come to a brightly lit doorway

do you:

A) proceed to enter the doorway

B) turn around and cry like a baby and find your tour group


A
deletedabout 9 years
A again
Satan
about 9 years

Sims says

A :)


Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet
Sims
about 9 years
A :)
Satan
about 9 years

Sims says

B


Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you? That lady did absolutely nothing to you. What kind of psychopath spits on a stranger in a church?

Well, the good news is that you’re finally going to have that big European adventure you wanted: You got arrested and are now being taken to a weird foreign jail. Have fun, ya lunatic.

A) Start over from checkpoint (OP post)

B) Quit the game
Satan
about 9 years

Arcbell says


Satan says


Arcbell says

Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.


You proceed down the corridor with caution, at the end you find another more scary looking corridor. Do you

A) Turn around and run back to find your group like a coward

B) Continue forward with caution


B, obviously


You continue forward, with caution.

You come to a brightly lit doorway

do you:

A) proceed to enter the doorway

B) turn around and cry like a baby and find your tour group
Satan
about 9 years

rutab says

A


You chose to cry and also move forward.

You come across another dimly lit corridor where a bright hallway is at the end. do you

A) Go towards the bright hallway with Gusto!

B) turn around like a crybaby and run back to your group
Sims
about 9 years
B
Arcbell
about 9 years

Satan says


Arcbell says

Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.


You proceed down the corridor with caution, at the end you find another more scary looking corridor. Do you

A) Turn around and run back to find your group like a coward

B) Continue forward with caution


B, obviously
deletedabout 9 years
A
Satan
about 9 years
you guys can do as many actions as you want
Satan
about 9 years

Sims says

B


You chose B!

What? No! Doing calf raises and high knees in public does not count as adventure. Try something else.

A) Break away from the group and explore on your own

B) Spit on the lady next to you
Satan
about 9 years
also i am a loser and cant keep my own rules so i'll just do the same thing as i did for the other game. i'll just mute ppl who get TOO far.
Sims
about 9 years
B
Satan
about 9 years

justrec says

@OP

A


You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
justrec
about 9 years
@OP

A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

A






“Great, looks like you’ve got a good grasp on things. I’ll be back in a bit, but seriously please don’t let the Pope leave this room.”

You nod reassuringly. The guard leaves, and suddenly it’s just you and His Holiness alone in the room.

Sitting across from you, the Pope stares silently. Looks like it’s up to you to start the conversation.

A) So, you're the Pope, huh?

B) You are....the Pope?

C) If I am understanding this situation correctly, you are the Pope, otherwise known as God's vice president?
jack
about 9 years
A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

My boy Francis, A


"Great thanks, come on in." said the guard.

"I'll introduce ya to him."

“Pope, I’ve got a new friend for you to meet,” the guard says to the leader of the world’s 1 billion Roman Catholics, who is currently standing a little more than four feet in front of you.

“He’s gonna be in charge for a little while, so don’t give him any trouble, okay?”

A) Timidly say hello to the pope

B) Cry and run back to your tour group
jack
about 9 years
My boy Francis, A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

YES THE POPE A


"Yes, the Pope, who else would be called "His Holiness" in Vatican City?? Jeez, americans."

"Alright, so all you have to do is make sure he doesn't get into any mischief so do NOT let him leave this room."

A) Start watching the Pope

B) Leave the Pope
jack
about 9 years
YES THE POPE A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

A i would never do that a cat... or a human


You insist that you are not a murderer.

"Okay awesome!" the Guard exclaims, "Listen, can you just keep an eye on His Holiness for like 3 minutes?"

A) His Holiness, as in....The Pope?

B) Nah, I'm good.
jack
about 9 years
A i would never do that a cat... or a human