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Vatican Vacation

Satan
about 9 years

This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.

Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet

Satan
about 9 years

jack says

A, i hope i get to meet the pope after this


You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly retorts, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer

B) Tell him about that one time you killed a cat and really enjoyed it

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer
jack
about 9 years
A, i hope i get to meet the pope after this
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

obviously A


You proceeded to enter the doorway

You are blinded by a light.

You hear a voice:

"Halt! who goes there?"

Through the doorway you are met by a large man, presumably a guard.

What do you do?

A) Stammer nervously

B) Run away and go back to join your group
jack
about 9 years
obviously A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

A i wanna explore


At the end of the corridor is a big, lit, entrance to god knows what.

do you:

A) proceed to enter the doorway

B) turn around and cry like a baby and find your tour group
Satan
about 9 years

Arcbell says

Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.


You proceed down the corridor with caution, at the end you find another more scary looking corridor. Do you

A) Turn around and run back to find your group like a coward

B) Continue forward with caution
Satan
about 9 years

kiIIua says

D) Use the Vatican's toilet



You go to find the bathrooms, however you get lost and soon enough stumble across some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
jack
about 9 years
A i wanna explore
Arcbell
about 9 years

Satan says


Arcbell says

Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.


You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.


Proceed with caution, A. But proceed nonetheless.
tzin
about 9 years
D) Use the Vatican's toilet
Satan
about 9 years

rutab says

I choose A


At the end of the corridor, you find a new corridor that’s even more dim and mysterious than the last one.

A) Cry and stuff, but also move forward

B) Turn back like a huge loser/coward


jack says

Certainly A, don't want to get caught by the Swiss Guard


At the end of the corridor, you find a new corridor that’s even more dim and mysterious than the last one.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Turn back like a huge loser/coward
Satan
about 9 years

Arcbell says

Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.


You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
Arcbell
about 9 years
satan skip to mine im really bored
Arcbell
about 9 years
Ok. I pick A. That sounds the least boring.
jack
about 9 years
Certainly A, don't want to get caught by the Swiss Guard
deletedabout 9 years
I choose A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

i'm gonna go with A because tour groups in general suck


You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.



rutab says

I need to pee

D


You go to find the bathrooms, however you get lost and soon enough stumble across some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
deletedabout 9 years
I need to pee

D
jack
about 9 years
i'm gonna go with A because tour groups in general suck
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

can i do an action now so when i wake up i will be ready for another


Yes you can.

edit: will just update OP with the first choice (since it is the same for everyone).
jack
about 9 years
can i do an action now so when i wake up i will be ready for another
Satan
about 9 years
So I don't burn too bright too fast, I am limiting actions to once every four hours (Or whenever I get on the next day if it occurs at night).

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