about 10 years

Today I had a motorcycle accident, dislocating my shoulder and breaking my collarbone with some nice road rash to boot. So from boredom of being bed ridden, I thought I would create a thread to compare scars with the members of this site.

My injury list includes but is not limited to; broken ankle, broken tibia and fibula (the tibia was a compound fracture), torn ACL, torn pectoral, numerous finger dislocations, broken check bone, broken nose, dislocated eye socket (those last three were all at once), multiple concussions, I have been stabbed twice and I had HIV for a day.

So feel free to guess the story behind the injury and add your worst injuries.

about 10 years
stick is the modern prevail.

> I am injured, go easy on me.
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amn't i awful?
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i have this really long scar down along the palm of my right hand too, where i once stabbed a dude straight through the face with a broken bottle. it was two fellas tho, and they'd nearly kicked me to death beforehand, catching me from behind, because i was flirting with and kissing one of their girlfriends i assume lol... (she liked it, ofc) then i got let back in after being patched up, but those two f*cks were still in there too, so i baited them into me again with the bottle i'd just bought behind my back. all caught on camera, i got arrested but charged with nothing. funny night. those dudes won't forget me too quick. and i got the better scars too
about 10 years
she broke my heart
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i should be dead or disabled from car crashes too, but i'm not. a motorbike would probably do me in for sure.
about 10 years
12-13 patellar sublaxations

15+ shoulder sublaxations

other than that nothing really, had stitches in my elbow once due to falling on glass and a minor concussion from a roller coaster
about 10 years
Is it a good or bad punch if it breaks everyone bone in your other hand?
about 10 years
Broke every bone in both of my hands after I punched a wall while being trolled during an important mafia game.
about 10 years
I once spilled my boiling tea on my lap, I didn't suffer burns, but it cause me to jump up suddenly.