Today I had a motorcycle accident, dislocating my shoulder and breaking my collarbone with some nice road rash to boot. So from boredom of being bed ridden, I thought I would create a thread to compare scars with the members of this site.
My injury list includes but is not limited to; broken ankle, broken tibia and fibula (the tibia was a compound fracture), torn ACL, torn pectoral, numerous finger dislocations, broken check bone, broken nose, dislocated eye socket (those last three were all at once), multiple concussions, I have been stabbed twice and I had HIV for a day.
So feel free to guess the story behind the injury and add your worst injuries.
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madness
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ur pretty too, zwink. someone should have killed him for u
OK that is comfort, the thought of a knee dislocation kind of grossed me out. Glad to hear they ain't as bad as shoulders, and I had surgery and couple of years ago to shorten and reattach the ligaments in my shoulder socket, so I have not had a shoulder issue in a while, I believe the worst dislocation you can do is the hip. But all my injuries pale in comparison to my torn acl and compound facture, they were by fair the worst.
Broken jaw in two places, cracked eye socket, split the back of my head open, knee dislocated, foot broken in four places, and six bones in my hand crushed. All at one time.
The shoulder hurt way more and longer than the knee, was sometimes harder to get back in place, and took a lot more effort to heal and it still isn't fully healed. When it happened with the knee I was fine after 5 or so minutes, and there was some risk of it happening again after, but I would comtinue to play whatever sport I was playing, but the shoulder it took a long time for me to feel ok with it again, sometimes a couple of hours and it hurt a lot the next day as well. The knee is fine now, last time that happened was 5 or so years ago. I've never been hospitalized for it and I never saw a doctor for the knee. Saw the doc for advice on the shoulder and got physiotherapy for it but every time it sublaxated I put it back myself, I have pretty high pain tolerance
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sounds like a laugh alright. i've had a few mad friends too, but nobody's anything much more than small-time where i'm from. sticky fingers, eh? an actual mafioso on epicmafia.com
I have extensively traveled eastern europe, and that part of the world is littered with those shaved gorillas who are dangerous men. I have befriended some who can get you all kinds of stuff: drugs, women, free drinks, vip tables, rides in fancy cars with body guards and more. Not that you necessarily need it but I’ll take a ride to beach in a Porsche Cayenne, an S Class or a Bentley any day of the week over the bus or the train. And I have offended others, after which I promptly left town.
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drugs?
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wait, what does this mean? what do u be up to dude?
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what ya gonna do
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i never really start fights ftr, i just really like them
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props bro
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i twisted my ankle kicking some other dude into the face a bunch of times too one time. it was my ex's new fat boyfriend or i dunno what he was, but i'd just kinda disappeared on her, not broken up with her or whatever, so she was up all rubbing my chest and whatever, telling me she missed me, and he came along all thick and she was still in between us rubbing my chest lol...so ends up i slapped him with my arm around her shoulder because he was moaning too much or something and next thing he catches her and throws her out of the way and lunges at me (nice boyfriend, right?) so i destroy him. another funny night. couldn't walk for weeks after, but it was worth it. scars aren't so bad when u fill them up with someone else's misery.
Both times I was falling down drunk and by myself so I probably seemed like an easy target, I am a fairly big dude, so the only trouble I usually draw is from other big dudes or mafia douchebags who want to be stand over men. The important fact is that neither men got a dollar out of me, only my meaty fist in their faces.
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i'm gonna go travelling some day too definitely. mine's all at home in lovely ireland so far
@giga13 Man you are lucky to not have had a dislocation, after having all those subluxations. I have lost count of all my shoulder subluxations, but mine would be in that ball park, with numerous dislocations as well. Never had any kneecap problems thankfully, are they better or worse than shoulders.
@belovedprincess Three different stories across three different countries, I will start with the stabbings first, both were muggings. The first knife encounter was a couple of years ago in the Philippines, on an island called boracay, two ladyboys tried to rob me, I fought them and got stabbed through my hand. The second was in Bucharest, Romania. Same thing again, a gypsy tried to rob me I defended myself and he caught me in the shoulder with a blade. My day with HIV, was the worst of my life, and happened in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. I met a girl at a bar, we had sex, in the morning she tells me that she is sick, I ask what does she mean, she says again "I'm sick", it finally dawns on me, in hindsight I was so angry I could of killed her, but at the time I was in a state of shock and disbelief, distraught thinking my life was over. So now I am young, dumb and have HIV so I decided I had to make moves, making calls and googling like crazy that day, eventually booking myself in for a HIV test. Turns out there is a lot of misinformation about your chances of catching HIV, they in fact much lower than the immediate death sentence, our culture would have you believe. That said don't go barebacking your way across Africa, girls can kill you, wrap it up. So I had my test, came back negative, had numerous checks since, having a full STD check monthly and it's been nothing but smooth sailing since that dark day. Well for my penus.
