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e-dating service thread

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Are you single? Seeking to find your match made in mafia heaven? Retti's Dating Service Friend will be sure to find your perfect match! See alarming results spanning from talking on skype for TWO WHOLE MINUTES and playing Mafia together with your e-babe! Our trained specialists of love monkeys with match you based on systematic results and pie charts randomly put together in no time. Find your perfect anime boyfriend/girlfriend today!

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Please no
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Hook me up with BadSeed or Burnmad pls
over 9 years
Can I have an e-babe?
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mangofruit says

wave h-hi hello


laila pick me
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hey hook me up with this user: score
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mist says


JonSnow says

RIP this thread :C


you can't rush genius, dude.


You're right, i should have more faith in Retti.
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Also, epicmafiadating.com is not the worst idea ever. You pretty much have to have that rare combination of self-loathing/inpenetrable arrogance in order to really shine on this website and a dating site for this particular breed of toxic weabootrolls would neatly accomplish the laudable goal of keeping them out of the rest of the internet.

Plus, since gay marriage is okay now, animegayboys can just breed with each other in order to develop a new strain of superweabootrollbabies.
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Provide me with ebabe.
Thanks.
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Forgot to post. Posting.
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cute says

[12:13:37 AM] (redacted): xxerox is a toxic troll

i demand a refund


DIDNT U GET ENOUGH OF THOSE HAHA HEHEHE KEKEKE
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JonSnow says

RIP this thread :C


you can't rush genius, dude.
over 9 years
RIP this thread :C
over 9 years
wave h-hi hello
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Gloria says

Me. Set me up.


hey thurrr
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[12:13:37 AM] (redacted): xxerox is a toxic troll

i demand a refund
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me plea
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rvpp says

hello


Rvpp: I don't have anything for you. Your name sounds out as R Vee Pee Pee so I think this gentleman will suit you quite nicely. He completes you on another plane of existence and you didn't even know it.

https://epicmafia.com/user/221768#/
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cute says

okay.....


Cute: An exquisite woman with the emotional complexity of rough sandpaper. Your benevolent demeanor requires a certain touch, hopefully done using gloves. You've had a stroke of bad luck as of late but luckily my name comes from Irish descent and I will lead you into a wonderful rainbow of happiness and pure joy. Look who's behind door number one!

https://epicmafia.com/user/300144#/
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cute says

okay.....


found ur faebae

https://epicmafia.com/user/318586
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okay.....
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Retti's E-dating Service will take a short break. I can hear the cops outside my house for trying to pair underaged users with older men. Let's hope the police believe in true love!
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give me the ebabe
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Retti says


Hibiki says

i think EE is a garbage commentator


Hibiki: What's an idol without a producer? You need a domineering man who will dress you up like a princess and treat you like a dog in the sack. He'll give you more than a bone to chew on.

https://epicmafia.com/user/70059#/


Enamored 15mon 27d
ruff
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harmonee says

im not old enough to go for boys around half my age yet :/


Don't worry, rutab is very mature. His #1 goal & priority in life is to be a father.
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Hibiki says

i think EE is a garbage commentator


Hibiki: What's an idol without a producer? You need a domineering man who will dress you up like a princess and treat you like a dog in the sack. He'll give you more than a bone to chew on.

https://epicmafia.com/user/70059#/