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e-dating service thread

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Are you single? Seeking to find your match made in mafia heaven? Retti's Dating Service Friend will be sure to find your perfect match! See alarming results spanning from talking on skype for TWO WHOLE MINUTES and playing Mafia together with your e-babe! Our trained specialists of love monkeys with match you based on systematic results and pie charts randomly put together in no time. Find your perfect anime boyfriend/girlfriend today!

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im not old enough to go for boys around half my age yet :/
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harmonee says

i sure want an e-babe to play mafia with


Harmonee: I have no particular knowledge of you but that won't stop me anyway from finding your other half. I can tell by your name that you need a man to be in tune with, someone who will stretch your vocal chords and your meat glands in the wind!*

*Retti's Dating Service may vary results

https://epicmafia.com/user/467316#/
RIPBillyMays
over 9 years
Signing in.
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hwat
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mist says

hi retti


Mist: Have I got the present for you. Neatly wrapped and tied together and likely restrained so you may lick his whole body covered in honey. You'll find this boy will be more than just desserts.

https://epicmafia.com/user/101916#/
Sonrio
over 9 years
angie please -_-
Sonrio
over 9 years
carbink wants a pair
trikmastatak
over 9 years
the secret to love is never giving up
gistofeverything
over 9 years
Thank u :^)
JonSnow
over 9 years
Hi! I hope you'll find a nice girl for me ^^
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bell says

okie looking for a housewaifu


Bell: Have I got prince charming who will ring your bell. He's tough and not afraid The Man. He's a hardcore rebel who slicks his hair back and has a sensual spot for leather. You don't need no sissy boy toy. You need a big helping heap of MAN.

https://epicmafia.com/user/369759#/
Anthony
over 9 years
i need a m8
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lmfao oh ash
rvpp
over 9 years
hello
VS9102
over 9 years
hi harunan
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gistofeverything says

make me not foreveralone


Gistofeverything: You need someone who make you feel like everything. Do you know the gist of what I'm trying to say here? Gist kidding. That was another pun. Did you like it? Alright. That's enough before I want to shoot myself.

https://epicmafia.com/user/218291#/
Rochey
over 9 years
I'm interested.
xela
over 9 years
whoever u pick im going to kill them and eat their flesh to become stronger
gistofeverything
over 9 years
oh
Sonrio
over 9 years
oh my god
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Nicole says



this was my ad


Nicole: A beautiful sunflower such as yourself deserves someone with a green thumb. This beast from the east will be sure to set your heart ablaze. The great sphinx gives you his blessing.

https://epicmafia.com/user/439509#/
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hima i just wanna say you look very juicy.
hima
over 9 years

Retti says


hima says

retti is a copy cat, but continue


Hima: Your name sounds indian, I think the gods have chosen you well for the one who tames the beast that is this hunk of a man. You and him will go on to be the power couple of epicmafia and he will feed you grapes by the mouth. How exciting!

https://epicmafia.com/user/166847#/



IM GOING TO SWALLOW AN ENTIRE COCKROACH BECAUSE OF THIS I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
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my new otp
peach
over 9 years
now there's a pairing i can get behind