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do you have it? a community poll

well??/
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i have it
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i dont, im turbovirgin
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the only person i see is thecheesemister48
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There's nobody named Retti in this topic??
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I can't be the only one who lost it at "turbovirgin"
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The funny part of this thread is Retti talking about people needing to get laid.
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thecheesemiester48 says

Someone needs to get laid


Who?
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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSTINENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.


Someone needs to get laid
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why have sex with other people ???
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FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.


Lmfao.
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FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.


Yeah same.
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Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.
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I'm on the list. feels good man.
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i'd rather dedicate that astral energy towards self improvement and virtuous spiritual fulfillment in order to establish grand mastery in the mortal realm rooted in traditional value but that's just imo :P
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heres where we laugh at the turbovirgins
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im afraid of naked people
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Also time to abandon this account for fairer fields.

*salute*
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i don't need you honey, i beat my like it owes me money.
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I can never figure out if you're older than 30 or younger than 14.
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UniversalStudios says

At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.




not having sex is the true crutch
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Lmao universal, wtf is that ''wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together''. You never fail to impress me
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At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.
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yes :doge:
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riddler better report this for x-rated too
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BadSeed says

Where is the "daily" option


that option doesn't come with the epicmafia edition of this question