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sex

deletedover 9 years

do you have it? a community poll

well??/

i have it

i dont, im turbovirgin

Sims

over 9 years

the only person i see is thecheesemister48

deletedover 9 years

There's nobody named Retti in this topic??

bdog1321

over 9 years

I can't be the only one who lost it at "turbovirgin"

Togepi

over 9 years

The funny part of this thread is Retti talking about people needing to get laid.

FreddyCrabs

over 9 years

thecheesemiester48 says

Someone needs to get laid

Who?

deletedover 9 years

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSTINENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deletedover 9 years

FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Someone needs to get laid

Myths

over 9 years

why have sex with other people ???

deletedover 9 years

FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Lmfao.

Togepi

over 9 years

FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Yeah same.

FreddyCrabs

over 9 years

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

deletedover 9 years

I'm on the list. feels good man.

deletedover 9 years

i'd rather dedicate that astral energy towards self improvement and virtuous spiritual fulfillment in order to establish grand mastery in the mortal realm rooted in traditional value but that's just imo :P

deletedover 9 years

heres where we laugh at the turbovirgins

cub

over 9 years

im afraid of naked people

deletedover 9 years

Also time to abandon this account for fairer fields.

*salute*

deletedover 9 years

i don't need you honey, i beat my like it owes me money.

deletedover 9 years

I can never figure out if you're older than 30 or younger than 14.

codeslicer

over 9 years

runwithfire

over 9 years

UniversalStudios says

At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.

not having sex is the true crutch

deletedover 9 years

Lmao universal, wtf is that ''wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together''. You never fail to impress me

UniversalStudios

over 9 years

At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.

bdog1321

over 9 years

yes :doge:

deletedover 9 years

riddler better report this for x-rated too

Sims

over 9 years

BadSeed says

Where is the "daily" option

that option doesn't come with the epicmafia edition of this question