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sex

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do you have it? a community poll

well??/

i have it

i dont, im turbovirgin

Sims

almost 10 years

the only person i see is thecheesemister48

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There's nobody named Retti in this topic??

bdog1321

almost 10 years

I can't be the only one who lost it at "turbovirgin"

Togepi

almost 10 years

The funny part of this thread is Retti talking about people needing to get laid.

FreddyCrabs

almost 10 years

thecheesemiester48 says

Someone needs to get laid

Who?

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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSTINENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Someone needs to get laid

Myths

almost 10 years

why have sex with other people ???

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FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Lmfao.

Togepi

almost 10 years

FreddyCrabs says

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

Yeah same.

FreddyCrabs

almost 10 years

Worst site poll ever. The only answer is an ironic no or a genuine no. Saying yes in this poll considering we all play a text based web game is meaningless. From a societal point of view, we are all turbovirgins.

Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly.

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I'm on the list. feels good man.

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i'd rather dedicate that astral energy towards self improvement and virtuous spiritual fulfillment in order to establish grand mastery in the mortal realm rooted in traditional value but that's just imo :P

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heres where we laugh at the turbovirgins

cub

almost 10 years

im afraid of naked people

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Also time to abandon this account for fairer fields.

*salute*

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i don't need you honey, i beat my like it owes me money.

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I can never figure out if you're older than 30 or younger than 14.

codeslicer

almost 10 years

runwithfire

almost 10 years

UniversalStudios says

At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.

not having sex is the true crutch

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Lmao universal, wtf is that ''wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together''. You never fail to impress me

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

At first it wasn't having sex to ensure it wasn't the only thing keeping "us" together.

Then refusing to have sex became a problem.

Then I hadn't had sex in so long it actually had meaning.

Now I realize how much of a crutch sex is.

bdog1321

almost 10 years

yes :doge:

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riddler better report this for x-rated too

Sims

almost 10 years

BadSeed says

Where is the "daily" option

that option doesn't come with the epicmafia edition of this question