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do you have it? a community poll

well??/

i have it

i dont, im turbovirgin

codeslicer

almost 10 years

Jaleb responded 2 all da threads

Jaleb

almost 10 years

You have two choices: Madonna or Lonely Island

Tmesis

almost 10 years

Idk FreddyCrabs, some people make food with semen and eat it. There's even a recipe book some guy sells on Amazon.

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Celibacy

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I'm not sure if you guys are srs, but I'm laughing anyway. Mad respect to you freddy, for Keeping it Real! :D

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I also love smelling and tasting urine while I'm engaging in sexual intercourse.

FreddyCrabs

almost 10 years

Penus, semen, vags, menstrual fluid, urine, and the lubricating fluids that those sex parts secrete. Imagine smelling and tasting these things outside of sex, pretty gross right? However during a heighten state of arousal you have a high tolerance for these things and they can be enjoyable.

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Celibacy Until Marriage...I made an acronym for it but it's too ironically inappropriate. :[

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lol ! Togepi. I have a news alert for you: your lovemaking MAY NOT be normal if there is a smell that could be described as pungent and disgusting. This has been an important DustUpdate.

bdog1321

almost 10 years

dustmote says

"Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly." ..... ummmmm dude, I hate to tell you this, but EVERY DISGUSTING SMELL????? I think you're doing it wrong. *are you one of those two-girls-one-cup kinda people???? You too, togepi?

you don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

Togepi

almost 10 years

I couldn't understand you over my over-the-top, excessive, apparently pungent and disgusting, love making.

Togepi

almost 10 years

dustmote says

"Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly." ..... ummmmm dude, I hate to tell you this, but EVERY DISGUSTING SMELL????? I think you're doing it wrong. *are you one of those two-girls-one-cup kinda people???? You too, togepi?

Excuse me, what?

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The 48 in my name is very special as it signifies the amount of years I have gone without sex

Satan

almost 10 years

where is the male option? I'm a male.

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upvoted both posts above me for quality comedy content

Sims

almost 10 years

why do you use so many question marks

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Also, a more meaningful poll is: how many ppl here have sex while playing epicmafia???? That phone version is terrible right? :D

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"Although I do find it funny how many of the 'no' bunch try to demean sex, it is great, every disgusting smell, taste or even pain become enjoyable when aroused properly." ..... ummmmm dude, I hate to tell you this, but EVERY DISGUSTING SMELL????? I think you're doing it wrong. *are you one of those two-girls-one-cup kinda people???? You too, togepi?