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How many people

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on the mentor page are actually learning anything?

How hard would it be to fix the mentor program completely, I remember when Shivv - arguably one of the best players wanted to be a mentor attempted for months to become a mentor and no one gave him the time of day.

Why have a program if it's not being incorporated into the site to do what it's suppose to do? I literally just actually looked at the mentor page and I see maybe 1 or 2 mentors who actually don't suck at the game, the mentees are literally all the same anime bullSh** avi, what the hell how does no one notice the site literally sucks because no one is teaching the new players how to progress from Fancy Pants > other setups,

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justrec everyone thought you were a female for how long?
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kill the vets then maybe epicmafia will be a wholesome community once more
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2013 veteran right here.
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The last game I played with Maymay he voted with his fos in lylo because Soda forced the lynch between him and scum.
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Is 2011 counted? If yes then I am also, indeed, a vet
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Zhuorb says

Nah a private would be MikeyRu. Maymay has the Sergeant arrogance


Sergeants have usually exhibited some kind of success in their field to gain their promotion.
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Nah a private would be MikeyRu. Maymay has the Sergeant arrogance
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Satan says


UniversalStudios says

June 2009


damn you joined after i did.....thats pretty depressing


I don't remember you being here to beta test 2.0 sooooooooooooooo
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Zhuorb says

maymay may be a battle-hardened veteran, but he still acts like a Sergeant


More like a private.
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UniversalStudios says

June 2009


damn you joined after i did.....thats pretty depressing
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I know how this story ends. Zovea solves all of our problems with an unprecedented breakthrough like the laws of newton, but dies a virgin. I've seen this movie.
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Lashka says

The so-called 'veterans' (if you're generous and include EM 2.0 in this) who are still around are just about limited to:

Me
UniversalStudios
girallon
Anthony
mangofruit
BillStickers
Shacky
Slow
NOWN11111
Orly/VashTheStampede
Sonseray?
Kyle
Satan
Pereking
gennehfarrxD

Throw in the first year of 3.0 and you can add Retti, Connor, Giga, maymay, and a few others.

This is hardly the foundation to build a new Competitive community on.


maymay may be a battle-hardened veteran, but he still acts like a Sergeant
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June 2009
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UniversalStudios says


Harrold says


UniversalStudios says

Seriously if the people playing FP didn't suck, it'd be over 60% townsided. I think we should just comp FP for 3 rounds and see where it actually ends up.


You probably ask whoever you're banging to tell you how much FP sucks to maintain an erection.


I haven't had sex in over 5 years.


How long have you played Mafia?
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EraldoCoil says


Lashka says

The old players are too long gone for that.




Everyone focuses on the veteran players, but what about new players that are coming from behind, eager to improve and get just as good as the top players? :doge:


You're going to have to work to keep them out of the redundancy that is the current meta.
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Harrold says


UniversalStudios says

Seriously if the people playing FP didn't suck, it'd be over 60% townsided. I think we should just comp FP for 3 rounds and see where it actually ends up.


You probably ask whoever you're banging to tell you how much FP sucks to maintain an erection.


I haven't had sex in over 5 years.
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Let's take instant gratification as an example.

If you have a clear slate, people will see themselves popping up on the hall of fame, or dropping away from it on a daily basis. Because of this, their goal will be clearly in sight, and they'll work harder to achieve or maintain it.

At present, the hall of fame board is squandered with past & present, custom & official, exploited & earned etc. So if anyone makes any beneficial progress towards their account, it's quite heavily camouflaged, and thus not as satisfying.

People will be more compelled to get involved as a result of instant gratification.
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https://epicmafia.com/user/88535#/

give me my old account back, im a pro doctor
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i was around when empire was running for Maxwell on his account on my old account minuskmeisuck which was 2.0 fwiw

that sentence is a mouthful
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vets suck
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I MUST BE ADDED WITH THE VETERANS.....MY EGO DEPENDS ON IT


then i remember how long its been and i wanna die
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A year longer, Satan.
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Ah yes, Proka and Jen can be added too.
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Lashka says

Oh yeah, I always forget just how long you've been here.


just abt as long as you, if not longer iirc
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PokemonMaster has account 99.