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Reasons this site sux

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post reasons this site sucks, certain people are barred from posting, they rhyme with hetophile

Reason 1: too many hot chicks are gone - Devante

Reason 1b: Not enough Drake fans - Devante & Bell

Reason 2: incompetent trolls like Dibbun are kept around(isn't a true troll or he'd be self negging posts too) and the actually fun, cool trolls who throw games for me are banned. - Zhuorb

Reason 3: The mods suck - ScubaSteve

Reason 4: Not enough funny black people, atm there's only 2 - Devante

Reason 5: people with a sub 50% winrate are allowed to play competitive mafia - Zhuorb

Reason 6: people are allowed to play competitive mafia - Soda

Reason 7: MikeyRu - Devante

Reason 8: Arcbell and his mischievous ways - Soda & Zhuorb

Reason 9: When you type a post less than 5 letters you have to wait 10 friggin seconds to post it with the spaces. Soda

Reason 10: Fancy pants & site meta, - Zovea (He didn't post it ITT but if he were here he would)

Reason 11: Satan wants to be a mod but no one wants to give him a chance - Satan

Reason 12: (I would try to paraphrase this but nah) - Weeds. That's what pointfarmers are. Weeds have infested every aspect of the site outside of forums. It's not the fault of the weeds, seeing as they're just acting out their nature, the real problem is the mods. Mods have literally been useless since Solaster stopped modding. - Zovea

Reason 13: pranay is still here threatening to sexually molest people who don't sheep him - blacksnakemoan

Reason 14: Being on your period and complaining about minuscule sh*t - EmmerrLouise

Reason 15: Most forum posters excluding Devante - Justrec

Reason 16: Lucid being a bad owner (Pls dont ban me i didn't say it) - Justrec

Reason 17: Something about Drake fans from some scottish mod - Connor

Zhuorb
about 10 years
Indians are actually champions at the sports of getting offended and being petty and the amount of reports filed by a certain Indian on this website is just a testament to that fact.
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Shivv isn't truly Indian his grandparents are Indian or something
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Zhuorb says

Reason #391725 - there are 2 Indians on the competitive site, and only one of them does not report every single b that told him to pray to a cow.


Shivv, but he was also a D8** haha indians have some bad reputations on here dude
Zhuorb
about 10 years
I heard that prison dudes are pretty good at chess.
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ScubaSteve says

How many people do you usually end up with when you play Dice Wars, Devante?


in sandbox usually 4 or 5 if i'm lucky
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Reason #391725 - there are 2 Indians on the competitive site, and only one of them does not report every single b that told him to pray to a cow.
Satan
about 10 years
Reason 10: i'm not a mod
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How many people do you usually end up with when you play Dice Wars, Devante?
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[raucous booing]
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haha kiddin, i just didn't want this thread to die we just started. Also idk how to chess, if u know somewhere I Can learn to become decent then tell me and within a week or two i'll probably get really good.
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Damn.
Hibiki
about 10 years

Devante says

I HAVE THE GLORIA LORE!


o_O gimme
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Gloria is PREVAIL!
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Also, pm me the lore.
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Alternatively, chess me in the games lobby
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I HAVE THE GLORIA LORE!
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this site sucks because i enjoy playing dice wars in sandbox more than i have playing any game in main lobby since i've been back
Zhuorb
about 10 years
The ideal epicmafia player f's around for 3 rounds and then blasts through one so that nobody calls him bad
Zhuorb
about 10 years
People that run every round are also the problem because they manage to f up more games than the casuals because they're bad
Ciabatta
about 10 years
Reason #9: When you type a post less than 5 letters you have to wait 10 friggin seconds to post it with the spaces.
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You guys would have to coordinate times to play games with each other, but I don't know. I think it'd be interesting to see the 30 or 40 people who consistently run every round to have a competition of their own without any alts and see what happened.
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yeah that's the problem, you might be able to fit like 3 games a day but that's why the score would be 500 instead of 2000
Zhuorb
about 10 years

Devante says


ScubaSteve says

I think it'd be wild to see what would happen if we got rid of competition in any of the stickied lobbies for a month or so. If people still wanted to run for a trophy or whatever, they would have to go out of their way to do it in a custom lobby.


This wouldn't be a bad idea, someone makes a custom lobby. Only allow like 20 actually good players to play in it and trophy run, have the score at like 500 points since there won't be as many games played.


you'd not be able to fill tables
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Petition to officially make this the sheetposting thread since that's what it has been
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ScubaSteve says

I think it'd be wild to see what would happen if we got rid of competition in any of the stickied lobbies for a month or so. If people still wanted to run for a trophy or whatever, they would have to go out of their way to do it in a custom lobby.


This wouldn't be a bad idea, someone makes a custom lobby. Only allow like 20 actually good players to play in it and trophy run, have the score at like 500 points since there won't be as many games played.