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Reasons this site sux

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post reasons this site sucks, certain people are barred from posting, they rhyme with hetophile

Reason 1: too many hot chicks are gone - Devante

Reason 1b: Not enough Drake fans - Devante & Bell

Reason 2: incompetent trolls like Dibbun are kept around(isn't a true troll or he'd be self negging posts too) and the actually fun, cool trolls who throw games for me are banned. - Zhuorb

Reason 3: The mods suck - ScubaSteve

Reason 4: Not enough funny black people, atm there's only 2 - Devante

Reason 5: people with a sub 50% winrate are allowed to play competitive mafia - Zhuorb

Reason 6: people are allowed to play competitive mafia - Soda

Reason 7: MikeyRu - Devante

Reason 8: Arcbell and his mischievous ways - Soda & Zhuorb

Reason 9: When you type a post less than 5 letters you have to wait 10 friggin seconds to post it with the spaces. Soda

Reason 10: Fancy pants & site meta, - Zovea (He didn't post it ITT but if he were here he would)

Reason 11: Satan wants to be a mod but no one wants to give him a chance - Satan

Reason 12: (I would try to paraphrase this but nah) - Weeds. That's what pointfarmers are. Weeds have infested every aspect of the site outside of forums. It's not the fault of the weeds, seeing as they're just acting out their nature, the real problem is the mods. Mods have literally been useless since Solaster stopped modding. - Zovea

Reason 13: pranay is still here threatening to sexually molest people who don't sheep him - blacksnakemoan

Reason 14: Being on your period and complaining about minuscule sh*t - EmmerrLouise

Reason 15: Most forum posters excluding Devante - Justrec

Reason 16: Lucid being a bad owner (Pls dont ban me i didn't say it) - Justrec

Reason 17: Something about Drake fans from some scottish mod - Connor

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Somehow I'm having doubts that turning the reins over to someone who would be present more often would have a major influx over new players because all they're here to do is play Online Mafia with no strings attached, which is exactly what the site offers right now.
over 9 years
the site needs more traffic objectively, its hard to fill games a lot of the time
over 9 years

Twist says


justrec says


Twist says

I don't really think the players who join at this point think the site's bad, which is why they come in the first place.


what? how is this relevant to anything?


"furthering its development which draws more players?"


yes, because all websites need lots of traffic to thrive, especially ones where the traffic is crucial to fill games
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justrec says


Twist says

I don't really think the players who join at this point think the site's bad, which is why they come in the first place.


what? how is this relevant to anything?


"furthering its development which draws more players?"
over 9 years
Cause people gt but they call it bad play
over 9 years
This site probably pays his monthly restaurant bill (like $1.5k with advertising + tokens). Cost of hosting probably isn't much
over 9 years

Twist says

I don't really think the players who join at this point think the site's bad, which is why they come in the first place.


what? how is this relevant to anything?
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wait is it a 12 day round now
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I don't really think the players who join at this point think the site's bad, which is why they come in the first place. Not sure what you're trying to argue here by saying that other people could make the site better in any way that isn't getting more $$$.
over 9 years

Twist says

Because success isn't about making fun casual sites into company camels that spew monis.


what can a company camel do to this site that you wouldn't like?lucid could make one simple term where they could not make user pay to play the game or post on the forums, and we would all be happy.

what's better, leaving the site to die, or furthering its development which draws more players? hmm? hmmmmmmm?
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Twist says


justrec says

you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it


Phil doesn't care about material things. He's a doctor, he helps people. He made the site as a get-away for troubled children (thanks for being the proof on this by the way), not as a way to get some extra dough on the side. Find yourself some shrooms and consider what life is really about.


But this might also be true, i've only spoken to lucid like once or twice when he promised me he was gonna try to get my main Devante account back, and he was also gonna put timestamps on system messages (neither happened btw)

but from what i heard he doesn't care about the money and he said he would keep the site running himself even when adsense took away the revenue last year. He's not in it for the money, which you're right maybe he could make some money out of it i personally disagree though
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Because success isn't about making fun casual sites into company camels that spew monis.
over 9 years

Devante says


justrec says

you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it


i honestly don't see the business opportunity, this site maybe draws what? $400 a month from tokens?



if more time and development and proper adminstrating was going on, there would be more income
over 9 years

Twist says


justrec says

you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it


Phil doesn't care about material things. He's a doctor, he helps people. He made the site as a get-away for troubled children (thanks for being the proof on this by the way), not as a way to get some extra dough on the side. Find yourself some shrooms and consider what life is really about.


okay, bro. that's all fine and dandy, but if he doesn't care and just wants to leave the site as is while he waits for it to die, why doesn't he give it to someone who will further its success?
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justrec says

you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it


i honestly don't see the business opportunity, this site maybe draws what? $400 a month from tokens?
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R17: Moderators.
over 9 years


we have a very strong supporter. it's time to go to war
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justrec says

you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it


Phil doesn't care about material things. He's a doctor, he helps people. He made the site as a get-away for troubled children (thanks for being the proof on this by the way), not as a way to get some extra dough on the side. Find yourself some shrooms and consider what life is really about.
over 9 years

justrec says

reason: this site embraces cringeworthy behavior as "funny jokes"


you forgot to add this one
over 9 years

Devante says

who would he hand it to though? who plays currently that proves they can code and fix bugs if they arise (not that lucid does that)


I'd be interested if he ever felt like handing it over tbh, but I don't think I've enough experience with web dev yet, perhaps in a year or so

Hell I'd love working on it just as a side thing
over 9 years
drake likers are considered OK people
over 9 years
you don't have to do that, they could just spend time coding, hiring developers, etc. there are plenty of people who would invest money to buy this site because it is a huge business opportunity and everyone knows it. lucid just refuses to sell it or put time into it
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justrec says

reason: this site embraces cringeworthy behavior as "funny jokes"


LOL
over 9 years
reason: we allow black Canadians who are fans of the Raptors to forum post..... :)