Back to Epicmafia

Reasons this site sux

deletedabout 10 years

post reasons this site sucks, certain people are barred from posting, they rhyme with hetophile

Reason 1: too many hot chicks are gone - Devante

Reason 1b: Not enough Drake fans - Devante & Bell

Reason 2: incompetent trolls like Dibbun are kept around(isn't a true troll or he'd be self negging posts too) and the actually fun, cool trolls who throw games for me are banned. - Zhuorb

Reason 3: The mods suck - ScubaSteve

Reason 4: Not enough funny black people, atm there's only 2 - Devante

Reason 5: people with a sub 50% winrate are allowed to play competitive mafia - Zhuorb

Reason 6: people are allowed to play competitive mafia - Soda

Reason 7: MikeyRu - Devante

Reason 8: Arcbell and his mischievous ways - Soda & Zhuorb

Reason 9: When you type a post less than 5 letters you have to wait 10 friggin seconds to post it with the spaces. Soda

Reason 10: Fancy pants & site meta, - Zovea (He didn't post it ITT but if he were here he would)

Reason 11: Satan wants to be a mod but no one wants to give him a chance - Satan

Reason 12: (I would try to paraphrase this but nah) - Weeds. That's what pointfarmers are. Weeds have infested every aspect of the site outside of forums. It's not the fault of the weeds, seeing as they're just acting out their nature, the real problem is the mods. Mods have literally been useless since Solaster stopped modding. - Zovea

Reason 13: pranay is still here threatening to sexually molest people who don't sheep him - blacksnakemoan

Reason 14: Being on your period and complaining about minuscule sh*t - EmmerrLouise

Reason 15: Most forum posters excluding Devante - Justrec

Reason 16: Lucid being a bad owner (Pls dont ban me i didn't say it) - Justrec

Reason 17: Something about Drake fans from some scottish mod - Connor

Shamzy
about 10 years
bell
deletedabout 10 years

IoIita says

needs more drake fans


kill
Duke
about 10 years
really when they got rid of silver lobby it shoulda been training=unranked
main=casual ranked
comp = 5k point requirement.

too late to reverse course now, but the growing pains of one ranked lobby will subside
Duke
about 10 years
comp red-hearts are the one thing i miss about the old system.
speedrunner
about 10 years
lack of old comp lobby/training lobby divide sucks
I miss being able to play red heart games between rounds/on slow days without worry about if someone is playing their first game ever
deletedabout 10 years
I mean Kozlov you're actively playing red heart games, i could understand if you were complaining about comp games but you're literally playing... red heart games, which would be the equivalent of going to training lobby in the old meta & playing classic / reverse mafia and hoping to find good players.


Where I do agree with you though is that even the comp players suck so lol
deletedabout 10 years
because everyone sucks at playing mafia. duckhunter was a b- player in the day and he'd be an a+ player with these donkeys
Dibbun
about 10 years
And that's a complaint add it to your list
Dibbun
about 10 years
Devante why you love white womminz so much
deletedabout 10 years
i'm actually still physically upset that juneau is banned, even more so because it was unfair so someone should unban her
deletedabout 10 years

Duke says

chess.com is objectively better, but you have to pay a few bucks for the really good stuff.


no lol
deletedabout 10 years

Vulgate says


Devante says

haha kiddin, i just didn't want this thread to die we just started. Also idk how to chess, if u know somewhere I Can learn to become decent then tell me and within a week or two i'll probably get really good.


http://www.chesscademy.com/

PM me if you want a game. Haven't played in a while but I beat Benjamin250 if that accounts for anything.


kk ill check it out, thanks !
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Dammmmmmmn
deletedabout 10 years
for all the games he makes benjamin isn't actually good at chess. i already feel bad for making this post
deletedabout 10 years
needs more drake fans
Duke
about 10 years
chess.com is objectively better, but you have to pay a few bucks for the really good stuff.
deletedabout 10 years

Devante says

haha kiddin, i just didn't want this thread to die we just started. Also idk how to chess, if u know somewhere I Can learn to become decent then tell me and within a week or two i'll probably get really good.


http://www.chesscademy.com/

PM me if you want a game. Haven't played in a while but I beat Benjamin250 if that accounts for anything.
animegayboy69
about 10 years

SuperNova says

Reason xx: Anime sect.


excuse me, ive nwever had sects
Dibbun
about 10 years
I'm a fan of sir Francis Drake
deletedabout 10 years

Duke says

competitions happen too frequently. the value of competitive mafia suffers because everyone who wants a trophy bad enough can have one, and the truly good players rarely compete with each other in the same round.


I unironically agree.
SuperNova
about 10 years
Reason xx: Anime sect.
Satan
about 10 years

Satan says

Reason 10: i'm not a mod

Duke
about 10 years
competitions happen too frequently. the value of competitive mafia suffers because everyone who wants a trophy bad enough can have one, and the truly good players rarely compete with each other in the same round.
Zhuorb
about 10 years
Whoa, Zovea's here.
deletedabout 10 years
fancy pants