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Hi. Normally I am not one to beg or ask for help, but I am in dire need of money. I recently was kicked out of my living situation and I am currently without a home, though I am staying temporarily at a friend's for the week. I plan to find an apartment and try to get a job and I have a decent amount of money to work with which is about 2k after I sell my computer, which is what I'm going to have to do to even survive. I'm not asking for much and anything literally helps. I will kindly take a dollar if that's all you can give because I know I can at least buy a 99 cent mchicken to eat for the day.

If you're feeling kind enough, my paypal is . I really could just use all the help I can get and I'm terribly sorry that I have to sit and type this up right now, and that I'm asking for something in the first place. Don't feel like you absolutely have to because 2k is a fairly good amount of money, but I don't know how long that will last and how much will be left after accomodating myself.

Thank you.

over 9 years
oh yeah, good luck retti! i wish i could donate but well, i dont have a credit card. or money in general.
over 9 years

BiIIStickers says

if retti kills himself im gonna show the police alise's posts in this topic


Pls no suicide ;_;
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it works on two levels because i could either be implying retti is afraid of thunderstorms or that retti's bed is outside because he doesn't have a house

im the best poster
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that's not fair riot, he can't help it when it rains
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Just like Retti's bed. LOL!
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(Insert inappropriate joke)
over 9 years
also, water is wet
over 9 years
i think rutabs only post ITT was worse than all of alise's posts
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STOP IT MY JOKES ARE GOOD
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love u retti hope things get better :(
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if retti kills himself im gonna show the police alise's posts in this topic
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alise: driving homeless people to alcoholism since 2006
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Bye
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yuri says

My joke was so good it made goodbar leave. Goodbye john

Okay.. well...what do u call a copycat snowflake...

a snowFAKE!


but "tumblr regular" is such a better punchline
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My joke was so good it made goodbar leave. Goodbye john

Okay.. well...what do u call a copycat snowflake...

a snowFAKE!
over 9 years
things that suck: waking up with heartburn, capitalism
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me
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Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between john goodbar and frodo baggins has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
over 9 years
that reddit thread looks really good

man. fruck america
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man there's an entire internet generation that was never exposed to the terrible geocities page that is the love calculator

im so happy now
over 9 years
No thank you
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"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Sonseray and Mods has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc."

this will entertain me for about 5 minutes
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Hello! Who wants to give me money
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cant win em all
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http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=biiistickers&name2=biiistickers

billstickers got 71%. It seems you had a bit of a spike after you lost your account name.