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Hi. Normally I am not one to beg or ask for help, but I am in dire need of money. I recently was kicked out of my living situation and I am currently without a home, though I am staying temporarily at a friend's for the week. I plan to find an apartment and try to get a job and I have a decent amount of money to work with which is about 2k after I sell my computer, which is what I'm going to have to do to even survive. I'm not asking for much and anything literally helps. I will kindly take a dollar if that's all you can give because I know I can at least buy a 99 cent mchicken to eat for the day.

If you're feeling kind enough, my paypal is . I really could just use all the help I can get and I'm terribly sorry that I have to sit and type this up right now, and that I'm asking for something in the first place. Don't feel like you absolutely have to because 2k is a fairly good amount of money, but I don't know how long that will last and how much will be left after accomodating myself.

Thank you.

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BiIIStickers says


kylehlp123 says

if you think I'm wrong then so be it, I literally have NOTHING to gain from you getting out of your situation


Kyle have you ever actually had a job


kyle's job is setting us back several sizable paces in the evolutionary timeline
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kylehlp123 says

Retti the fact that your here posting with billstickers about idk what shows how much you want to get out of being homeless. If you wanted a thread telling you how great you are, should've made a better one cuz I'm telling you the brutal truth. I truly do want you to get out of your situation, I feel extremely sorry for everything that happened to you, but sitting on epicmafia.com isn't going to help your cause. The fact that I've been studying for a upcoming test in a class I currently have a 96% in as a second semester senior while you've been here really does show something. You should be creating resumes, searching for jobs, trying your hardest to find any opportunity you can get and I PROMISE you, you can't be doing all those things with quality effort if you are on this site.


tl;dr: I thought I'd help you get out of your situation by bragging about my 96% average, which is completely unrelated to your situation.
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My uncle got 100% at school. He also robbed a bank and has 7 kids to 6 different woman
Kyle you are right high scores at school leads to success
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do you feel good going to bed at night knowing that you're a horrible human being kylehlp123
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kylehlp123 says

if you think I'm wrong then so be it, I literally have NOTHING to gain from you getting out of your situation


Kyle have you ever actually had a job
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You weren't studying when you wrote that long paragraph I'm sure
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i have a test tomorrow and i'm ****posting at 12:43 A.M. on epicmafia. any advice for me kyle
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if you think I'm wrong then so be it, I literally have NOTHING to gain from you getting out of your situation
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whos kyle?
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Retti you should listen to him he has a 96%
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Retti the fact that your here posting with billstickers about idk what shows how much you want to get out of being homeless. If you wanted a thread telling you how great you are, should've made a better one cuz I'm telling you the brutal truth. I truly do want you to get out of your situation, I feel extremely sorry for everything that happened to you, but sitting on epicmafia.com isn't going to help your cause. The fact that I've been studying for a upcoming test in a class I currently have a 96% in as a second semester senior while you've been here really does show something. You should be creating resumes, searching for jobs, trying your hardest to find any opportunity you can get and I PROMISE you, you can't be doing all those things with quality effort if you are on this site.
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From:[email protected]
Subject: Donation rescinded
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i still wont buy his bad album
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it was tyler the creator
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I met a guy called Money in Bangkok. He tried to push his daughter on me.
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WOAH! Language
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if that tyler is tyler aka empire who just sent me a donation, thank you so fuc king much that i have to dodge the fuc king censor to make myself clear

if that wasnt empire then thank you, not empire
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That's me. I'm the Money Dong
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i searched money dong and found this



do you live in vietnam
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We are keeping retti afloat.. With kindness!! !! ! !!
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i personally thought this thread was made to keep retti afloat, and not to demonstrate the long-term mental decline symptomatic of binge-watching harem anime/having a majestic casual subscription/spending way too much time on FYAD/being kyle
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draw a dollar sign on it too for casual effect
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i have to appreciate that post bill. good work
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Lmao
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does anyone know how to send pictures of your dong through paypal i want to cheer retti up