Hi. Normally I am not one to beg or ask for help, but I am in dire need of money. I recently was kicked out of my living situation and I am currently without a home, though I am staying temporarily at a friend's for the week. I plan to find an apartment and try to get a job and I have a decent amount of money to work with which is about 2k after I sell my computer, which is what I'm going to have to do to even survive. I'm not asking for much and anything literally helps. I will kindly take a dollar if that's all you can give because I know I can at least buy a 99 cent mchicken to eat for the day.
If you're feeling kind enough, my paypal is . I really could just use all the help I can get and I'm terribly sorry that I have to sit and type this up right now, and that I'm asking for something in the first place. Don't feel like you absolutely have to because 2k is a fairly good amount of money, but I don't know how long that will last and how much will be left after accomodating myself.
he also understands how to have a functional relationship with a human female better than kyle does. after all, the goat man's wearing a wedding band. he's married.
and also he won't put his weiner in her because his opinion of her is so much higher than that
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Imagine being Kyle's future wife.
He'll come home to a clean house with food on the table, and someone who'll listen to him brag about which unfortunate people he's been able to take advantage of to put a roof over their heads. He'll be able to offer her monotonous work-related conversation, and provide non-invested, cringe-worthy, forced empathy towards any struggles she may face.
Kyle, wash off that high-school induced, opinionated, adolescent-delusion scent. I'm just telling you what's best for you, but you have to totally reevaluate your capacity for empathy. I would know, I am here feeling empathy for you in this thread when I have literally nothing to gain from helping you. That's how grounded, human, and moral I am. I just want what's best for you, I know you're trying to care, but you need to try harder.
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kyle's not trolling at all, that's just what republicans actually believe
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this has to be a troll. kyle pls
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But he will realize you meant well, with your terrible advice backed up by zero life experience
It's okay Kyle I'm sure retti will read these posts tomorrow and realize you aren't personally attacking him and are instead a wildly out of touch privileged immature idiot
k peace out boys, gonna go live my happy privileged life, I'm honestly enjoying it a ton. Retti I honestly hope things get better and if you think I'm attacking you with ill intent, then that's pretty sad
