over 9 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

over 9 years
He should get a life in your get-a-wife thread ...
over 9 years

Sims says

hello


wanna be my wingdude
over 9 years
hello
over 9 years
hey sims dude can u not get a wife in my get a wife thread please
over 9 years

Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


hello
over 9 years

Togepi says

And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.


What are you gonna do about it?
over 9 years

Peta says

Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?


getting my logs ready
over 9 years
And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.
over 9 years
Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?
over 9 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!


You're so cute when you're jealous.
over 9 years

appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no


i accept ur application to be anna's 2nd wife
over 9 years

appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no


I cannot in good conscience accept this application. Many apologies.
over 9 years
Thanks, I guess.
deletedover 9 years
Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no
over 9 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!


you're my favorite EM user
over 9 years
I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!
over 9 years

Peta says


Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


WTF


We don't even talk anymore :((((
over 9 years

Shamzy says

how about you stop making stupid topics.. they're worse than mine


hey dude you're banned from my threads
over 9 years

annajane says


Peta says

Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it


and we have a winnnnerrrrrr congrats satan here's your EM wife


he's not my type, i'm more of a praise it kinda guy
over 9 years
hobbies: if you dont find me at the gym, i'm helping out at the local orphanage. totally voluntarily, because i make enough money being a doctor. doctors earn a lot right? then yes. i'm a doctor.

likes: long romantic beach walks

dislikes: walking, sand, romance and lengths

bodytype: the rock circa 2012
over 9 years

Peta says

Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it


and we have a winnnnerrrrrr congrats satan here's your EM wife
over 9 years

Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


WTF
over 9 years
Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it
over 9 years

Satan says

well togepi that's a shame you'd make a real asset to the team


Well duh.
over 9 years
how about you stop making stupid topics.. they're worse than mine