Epicmafia

Hello

almost 11 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

Peta

almost 11 years

He should get a life in your get-a-wife thread ...

Satan

almost 11 years

Sims says

hello

wanna be my wingdude

Sims

almost 11 years

hello

Satan

almost 11 years

hey sims dude can u not get a wife in my get a wife thread please

Sims

almost 11 years

Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!

hello

Peta

almost 11 years

Togepi says

And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.

What are you gonna do about it?

Satan

almost 11 years

Peta says

Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?

getting my logs ready

Togepi

almost 11 years

And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.

Peta

almost 11 years

Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?

Togepi

almost 11 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!

You're so cute when you're jealous.

athena

almost 11 years

appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no

i accept ur application to be anna's 2nd wife

Satan

almost 11 years

appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no

I cannot in good conscience accept this application. Many apologies.

Peta

almost 11 years

Thanks, I guess.

deletedalmost 11 years

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no

Satan

almost 11 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!

you're my favorite EM user

Peta

almost 11 years

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!

Togepi

almost 11 years

Peta says

Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!

WTF

We don't even talk anymore :((((

Satan

almost 11 years

Shamzy says

how about you stop making stupid topics.. they're worse than mine

hey dude you're banned from my threads

Satan

almost 11 years

annajane says

Peta says

Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it

and we have a winnnnerrrrrr congrats satan here's your EM wife

he's not my type, i'm more of a praise it kinda guy

Kermit

almost 11 years

hobbies: if you dont find me at the gym, i'm helping out at the local orphanage. totally voluntarily, because i make enough money being a doctor. doctors earn a lot right? then yes. i'm a doctor.

likes: long romantic beach walks

dislikes: walking, sand, romance and lengths

bodytype: the rock circa 2012

athena

almost 11 years

Peta says