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It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

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He should get a life in your get-a-wife thread ...
about 10 years

Sims says

hello


wanna be my wingdude
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hello
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hey sims dude can u not get a wife in my get a wife thread please
about 10 years

Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


hello
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Togepi says

And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.


What are you gonna do about it?
about 10 years

Peta says

Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?


getting my logs ready
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And wait implying you were my favorite to begin with. Too cocky, dude. Too cocky.
about 10 years
Wow, Satan. Annajane just brazenly hijacked your thread and Osama'd off with the goods. Are you gonna just lie down and let this happen or are you gonna man up and bring this biatch down?
about 10 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!


You're so cute when you're jealous.
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appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no


i accept ur application to be anna's 2nd wife
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appleofmyeye says

Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no


I cannot in good conscience accept this application. Many apologies.
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Thanks, I guess.
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Name: Nicole
Age: 18+
Occupation: Stripper
Favorite animal: Dog
420 blaze it or 420 praise it?: no
about 10 years

Peta says

I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!


you're my favorite EM user
about 10 years
I don't wanna be your wife but let me just use this thread as a place to dump my crappy personality into and guess what!!!! Peta isn't even my favorite EM user anymore!!!!!!!!
about 10 years

Peta says


Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


WTF


We don't even talk anymore :((((
about 10 years

Shamzy says

how about you stop making stupid topics.. they're worse than mine


hey dude you're banned from my threads
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annajane says


Peta says

Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it


and we have a winnnnerrrrrr congrats satan here's your EM wife


he's not my type, i'm more of a praise it kinda guy
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hobbies: if you dont find me at the gym, i'm helping out at the local orphanage. totally voluntarily, because i make enough money being a doctor. doctors earn a lot right? then yes. i'm a doctor.

likes: long romantic beach walks

dislikes: walking, sand, romance and lengths

bodytype: the rock circa 2012
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Peta says

Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it


and we have a winnnnerrrrrr congrats satan here's your EM wife
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Togepi says

Hi Sims my favorite EM user!!


WTF
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Peta
22
Mayor
Goat
Blaze it
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Satan says

well togepi that's a shame you'd make a real asset to the team


Well duh.
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how about you stop making stupid topics.. they're worse than mine