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Satan
over 9 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

Satan
over 9 years
bump guys
Satan
over 9 years

projectmatt says

well, there was almost a problem but then i murdered satan and it was ok


i didn't do a THING
projectmatt
over 9 years
well, there was almost a problem but then i murdered satan and it was ok
Satan
over 9 years
the age of consent on the internet is 18 tho
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i am of consent in nyc
Satan
over 9 years
well sux bc ur not 18 so that is the problem here. the rules strictly state you must be 18
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i've turned to the dark side

it is time
Satan
over 9 years
ok OK apple listen ok God wouldn't want you to do this
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Satan
over 9 years
awkward. matt dude if ur reading this i didn't do anything
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Satan you don't get it

I would actually dump projectmatt right here on the spot

See I'll do it right now

Look see I did it
Satan
over 9 years
idk why ur applying to be my wife, appleofmyeye, but i don't think matt would be too happy
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Name: Nicole

Age: 18+

Favorite animal: Dog

Favorite music genre: Nightcore

Highest education obtained: PhD

Occupation: Stripper
Satan
over 9 years

Satan says

bump.


just want to make sure the maximum amount of would be applicants get to apply!
Satan
over 9 years
bump.
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Satan
over 9 years

Rerisen says

whatsup


hey not much, do you know any single ladies looking for a husband? I'm taking applications
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whatsup
Satan
over 9 years
its [/img ]
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Satan says

it is definitely meant to be. you just have to change your standards


http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54206249.jpg

hope i coded it right... prob not.

see if this works now.

nope... how do you code images to appear?
Satan
over 9 years
it is definitely meant to be. you just have to change your standards
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Satan says


Elucidate says


Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs


yeah I'm not getting my eye ball eaten by amoebas


see it is not meant to be.
Satan
over 9 years

Elucidate says


Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs


yeah I'm not getting my eye ball eaten by amoebas
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Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs
Sonrio
over 9 years
true love doesnt need to be thought about