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Satan
about 10 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

Satan
about 10 years
bump guys
Satan
about 10 years

projectmatt says

well, there was almost a problem but then i murdered satan and it was ok


i didn't do a THING
projectmatt
about 10 years
well, there was almost a problem but then i murdered satan and it was ok
Satan
about 10 years
the age of consent on the internet is 18 tho
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i am of consent in nyc
Satan
about 10 years
well sux bc ur not 18 so that is the problem here. the rules strictly state you must be 18
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i've turned to the dark side

it is time
Satan
about 10 years
ok OK apple listen ok God wouldn't want you to do this
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Satan
about 10 years
awkward. matt dude if ur reading this i didn't do anything
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Satan you don't get it

I would actually dump projectmatt right here on the spot

See I'll do it right now

Look see I did it
Satan
about 10 years
idk why ur applying to be my wife, appleofmyeye, but i don't think matt would be too happy
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Name: Nicole

Age: 18+

Favorite animal: Dog

Favorite music genre: Nightcore

Highest education obtained: PhD

Occupation: Stripper
Satan
about 10 years

Satan says

bump.


just want to make sure the maximum amount of would be applicants get to apply!
Satan
about 10 years
bump.
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Satan
about 10 years

Rerisen says

whatsup


hey not much, do you know any single ladies looking for a husband? I'm taking applications
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whatsup
Satan
about 10 years
its [/img ]
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Satan says

it is definitely meant to be. you just have to change your standards


http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54206249.jpg

hope i coded it right... prob not.

see if this works now.

nope... how do you code images to appear?
Satan
about 10 years
it is definitely meant to be. you just have to change your standards
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Satan says


Elucidate says


Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs


yeah I'm not getting my eye ball eaten by amoebas


see it is not meant to be.
Satan
about 10 years

Elucidate says


Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs


yeah I'm not getting my eye ball eaten by amoebas
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Satan says

ok deal


http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs
Sonrio
about 10 years
true love doesnt need to be thought about