over 9 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

over 9 years

Harrold says

Sounds like a trap to me, Satan.


yeah i'm not sure how i feel about this
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Sounds like a trap to me, Satan.
over 9 years
ok deal
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Satan says


Elucidate says


Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)


what if i had no beard but had brown eyes


buy some contacts and id consider it. but ill only date you when you wear these contacts. if they break, you take them off to sleep, it's over.
over 9 years
u need me like one direction needs zayn
over 9 years

Elucidate says


Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)


what if i had no beard but had brown eyes
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Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)
over 9 years

Sonrio says

Are you gay :)


no sorry
over 9 years

annajane says

u missed part of the application, 420 blaze it or 420 praise it


no i took that out
over 9 years
Are you gay :)
over 9 years
u missed part of the application, 420 blaze it or 420 praise it
over 9 years
wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here
over 9 years

Elucidate says

Name: Terra

Age: 24

Favorite animal: Dinosaur fox

Favorite music genre: Alternative Rock

Highest education obtained: Master's

Occupation: EpicMafia gter and part-time cheater

Preference: No beard. Not named Satan on EM. No brown eyes.


what about my alt which is really my main
over 9 years

annajane says

wow satan i thought i was your wingwoman


you kind of FAILED with that
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Name: Terra

Age: 24

Favorite animal: Dinosaur fox

Favorite music genre: Alternative Rock

Highest education obtained: Master's

Occupation: EpicMafia gter and part-time cheater

Preference: No beard. Not named Satan on EM. No brown eyes.
over 9 years
wow satan i thought i was your wingwoman
over 9 years

Sims says

i will be the james franco to your seth rogen


ok but i will not fight a tiger for you
over 9 years
i will be the james franco to your seth rogen
over 9 years

Sims says

i will be the stifler to your other american pie character


i don't remember american pie characters. but i assure u i will not do lewd things with pies
over 9 years
i will be the stifler to your other american pie character
over 9 years

Sims says

OK


ok lets find me a wife, wing-man-dude
over 9 years
OK
over 9 years

Satan says


Sims says

hello


wanna be my wingdude

over 9 years
i'm just here to greet people. i don't mean any harm.
over 9 years
Hello.