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Hello

Satan
about 10 years

It's that time of year! I am accepting applications for an epicmafia wife, please PM me to begin the application process. Thank you.

Must be 18+ to apply.

Please respond to the following:

Name:

Age:

Favorite animal:

Favorite music genre:

Highest education obtained:

Occupation:

Satan
about 10 years

Harrold says

Sounds like a trap to me, Satan.


yeah i'm not sure how i feel about this
deletedabout 10 years
Sounds like a trap to me, Satan.
Satan
about 10 years
ok deal
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Satan says


Elucidate says


Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)


what if i had no beard but had brown eyes


buy some contacts and id consider it. but ill only date you when you wear these contacts. if they break, you take them off to sleep, it's over.
Goodbar
about 10 years
u need me like one direction needs zayn
Satan
about 10 years

Elucidate says


Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)


what if i had no beard but had brown eyes
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Satan says

wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here


:)
Satan
about 10 years

Sonrio says

Are you gay :)


no sorry
Satan
about 10 years

annajane says

u missed part of the application, 420 blaze it or 420 praise it


no i took that out
Sonrio
about 10 years
Are you gay :)
athena
about 10 years
u missed part of the application, 420 blaze it or 420 praise it
Satan
about 10 years
wait nvm i have a beard, and i have brown eyes.

man terra you're oppressing me pretty hard here
Satan
about 10 years

Elucidate says

Name: Terra

Age: 24

Favorite animal: Dinosaur fox

Favorite music genre: Alternative Rock

Highest education obtained: Master's

Occupation: EpicMafia gter and part-time cheater

Preference: No beard. Not named Satan on EM. No brown eyes.


what about my alt which is really my main
Satan
about 10 years

annajane says

wow satan i thought i was your wingwoman


you kind of FAILED with that
deletedabout 10 years
Name: Terra

Age: 24

Favorite animal: Dinosaur fox

Favorite music genre: Alternative Rock

Highest education obtained: Master's

Occupation: EpicMafia gter and part-time cheater

Preference: No beard. Not named Satan on EM. No brown eyes.
athena
about 10 years
wow satan i thought i was your wingwoman
Satan
about 10 years

Sims says

i will be the james franco to your seth rogen


ok but i will not fight a tiger for you
Sims
about 10 years
i will be the james franco to your seth rogen
Satan
about 10 years

Sims says

i will be the stifler to your other american pie character


i don't remember american pie characters. but i assure u i will not do lewd things with pies
Sims
about 10 years
i will be the stifler to your other american pie character
Satan
about 10 years

Sims says

OK


ok lets find me a wife, wing-man-dude
Sims
about 10 years
OK
Satan
about 10 years

Satan says


Sims says

hello


wanna be my wingdude

Sims
about 10 years
i'm just here to greet people. i don't mean any harm.
Sims
about 10 years
Hello.