Well it's left over from after my car crash, I'm just too lazy to throw it out, and not sure if you're supposed to throw something like that out in the trash...
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oh my john and kate plus eight.
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Holy mackerel.
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i mean, this changes virtually nothing of the wildness that statement had.
6. I've been tear gassed 4 times. The first time, when I was 13/14, I wasn't even at a riot, I was just walking home from school and the police tear gassed the road I was on because the rioters were coming up it behind me.
7. I converted to Hellenism at about 15 years old because it was the religion that I knew the most about which best-fitted with my views. I'm thus the pagan son of a Jew and a Christian.
8. When I lived in Athens, there were riots all the time. Just after I moved back to the UK, the London Riots happened. When I went on holiday to Egypt in 2013, the Maiden protests that led to the coup that overthrow President Morsi happened. I was at the airport whilst the coup was going on, and got to watch tanks rolling down the runway and soldiers marching through the airport.
9. I tore my left ACL playing football at 13, and have been unable to do outside sports ever since because my knee still gives way at random times. I play a lot of snooker with friends though, and am pretty good at it.
10. I've been ranked in the top 20 in the world for the board game Diplomacy every month except one since early 2012. I'm going to a face-to-face tournament for it this weekend.
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1. I have never smoked anything, nor will I ever, because the smell of my father's Cuban cigars stank my entire house out as a kid and anything connected to smoking just makes me remember that. Gross.
2. I knocked the wing mirror off of a cop car when it had parked in the middle of the road and drove off without leaving contact details. Hardcore.
3. Because most of the staff where I work are female, I sometimes have to be the one to break up bar fights if I'm the only male staff member there. Given my build, this is always an interesting experience, but *as of yet* I've not been injured in the process...
4. Our menu used to have both Beef Lasagne and Vegetarian Lasagne. One day, the idiotic (since fired) barmaid came up, and gave me an order for "1 Lasagne". So 1 Beef Lasagne (which was the one that got ordered 90% of the time) was promptly cooked and sent down. The 70 year old customer, who'd never eaten meat in her life, asked what mince had been in it, and if it was Quorn. The manager, panicking when he realised what had happened, lied and said it was. She said it was the best lasagne she'd had in her life.
5. I've never [illegally] done drugs, but I have a bottle of morphine sat in my bathroom cabinet that I've had for nearly 4 years, and is thus probably a bottle of liquid death now.
1. i am not small 2. stop calling me small 3. i am not a virgin 4. stop calling me a virgin 5. i am not stupid 6. stop calling me stupid 7. i am not gay 8. stop calling me gay 9. my butt is not broken 10. stop calling my butt broken
