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What are ten things people don't know about you?

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1. I'm Syrian
2. I speak 4 different languages
3. I am double-jointed on more or less all my limbs
4. I used to sing avidly when I was younger, got on TV once but stopped as soon as I hit my early teenage years
5. I've topped my class every year of my life
6. I'm the oldest sibling of 4 others
7. I decided I wanted to review film and thus started becoming a gigantic film enthusiast one night after I had hidden in my room past midnight from my parents and seen 4 Jim Carrey comedies back to back
8. Naturally I haven't smoked, had any alcohol or ever even merely had pork before, considering I'm Muslim, and don't really plan on it either
9. I used to argue about politics and religion ever since I was 12 over the internet but gave it a rest eventually
10. My name is pronounced Baa Sil, not Bayzil or Baysil or BahZil
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Shut up Nick.
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Don't you tell Katie to shut up!!!
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Shut up Katie.
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runwithfire says

wth satan


wth RWF
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wth satan
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Satan says


jackattack123 says


Satan says

just asking, i don't think jack would have known even if he had a twin brother


i assure you even if i had a twin brother i would not know the answer to that


"hey bro, can we compare dongers? I'm not gay, just curious"


"whaaaaat? yours is bigger??? damn guess we can't pull the ol' switcharoo with spouses"
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jackattack123 says


Satan says

just asking, i don't think jack would have known even if he had a twin brother


i assure you even if i had a twin brother i would not know the answer to that


i bet thats a lie lol
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jackattack123 says


Satan says

just asking, i don't think jack would have known even if he had a twin brother


i assure you even if i had a twin brother i would not know the answer to that


"hey bro, can we compare dongers? I'm not gay, just curious"
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Satan says

just asking, i don't think jack would have known even if he had a twin brother


i assure you even if i had a twin brother i would not know the answer to that
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just asking, i don't think jack would have known even if he had a twin brother
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*googles*
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i have known jack for 8 months and i did not know...
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are you asking jack or just asking? cuz jack specifically said twin sister
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this is why i included it in a list of things ppl dont know about me...
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serious question do the dongs of twins have similar features? I've always been curious
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jack is embarrassed to tell ppl he is the younger twin
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i've known jack just as long and i didn't know that. jesus christ jack i hate you
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Jackhammer says


jackattack123 says

1. I'm a twin



There is another???????


you've known jack longer than me and didn't know this ?? ._.
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jackattack123 says

1. I'm a twin



There is another???????
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Rutab says


caroline says

3. J names are my fav and have been since i was 12. (literally my sons name will start w/ a J)


Cough

v


i hope you covered your mouth
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1. I'm a twin
2. I've performed standup comedy several times at open mics, generally not very often because i don't have much free time to write material
3. I can do upwards of 25 different celebrity/cartoon impressions
4. I actually joined epicmafia in 2011 after stumbling upon it, but forgot about it after a few weeks. October 2013 i happened to remember the site and made a new account.
5. I'm in an acapella group in college but I only started singing 4 years ago and improved solely on a few lessons and mostly self-teaching.
6. In High school I did a lot of acting and twice won "Best Actor" in a drama/comedy competition of sorts between every grade.
7. I'm horrendously bad at making small talk
8. I'm hoping to enter sports broadcasting after college
9. When I was 17 I had the same summer job as my twin sister, the next year she was re-hired and I wasn't.
10. I've never broken a bone before, but i'm still pretty clumsy
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caroline says

3. J names are my fav and have been since i was 12. (literally my sons name will start w/ a J)


Cough


v
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1. i am a professional baseball player
2. I am a girl. or wait...am I a guy? I forget
3. I have been gifted all tokens I've ever had on this site.
4. I am Mexican.
5. I have never been to Greenland.
6. I shoot guns and kill animals.
7. I am addicted to heroine.
8. I hate fat people.
9. I am a very kind person.
10. I can run 52 miles straight without stopping.
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