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Round 285 Discussion

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Congratulations to the winners of Round [number]!



Good luck to the participants of Round 285!

Join the competition!!


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It starts like this:
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So Satan is boning his professor, and what's this? She's not even alive!
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IAmRobik says

Should we tell the story of how you inadvertently became a necrophiliac Satan?


yes i enjoy hearing that story.
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Should we tell the story of how you inadvertently became a necrophiliac Satan?
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jokes on you apostasy, robik is a virgin
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Anna, get cast as the understudy and then plot your friends horrible accident. You get the lead and a hot porking at the end
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IAmRobik says

Sorry. I forgot to clarify...i was asking for a friend.


Are you done?
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Stop playing mafia so much maybe
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I hope Robert gets 4th
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i remember when i got 4th place with some unplayed hearts
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Edark says

If someone accused me of being Bad At Mafia I would tell them to 1v1 in a table of mafia, like a true gentleman would do


Let's duel. Loser is the worst at EpicMafia.
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If someone accused me of being Bad At Mafia I would tell them to 1v1 in a table of mafia, like a true gentleman would do
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You would have only gotten second if you went 5/5, and the day before you went 1/5
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"GUYS IM GOOD AT MAFIA STOP YELLING AT ME"
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"4th place isn't something to brag about when you would have easily gotten 2nd if you played your hearts" lol. As for point 2....you can choose the setup I run on next. Make sure it is based on scumhunting and not some rere claimfest joke of a setup.
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The sole thought of being Bad At Mafia keeps me up at night, what a sad and depressing life that must be
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4th place isn't brag worthy, my man.


congrats on your trophy run on cry n...oh
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Everyone is Bad At Mafia except me
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Dude just stop
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I like how you post pictures of the fact that I play FP and imply that I suck from it, while leaving out the fact that both times I've ran I, 1) finished 4th with 5 unplayed hearts 2) am going to trophy. Cool story
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UniversalStudios says


HEAVYBREATHING says

because FP is banned from comp?


It's like you read what I posted and thought "Let me say the dumbest thing possible to prove the point of the post I'm responding to".


you read me well
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Apostasy says

But I didn't do that one single time on Caesaropapism and I still won a trophy, so clearly that's not the only card I have to play.


Yeah yeah I know. I tried to kind of imply that it's not your only approach when I said "a couple of your games".
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But I didn't do that one single time on Caesaropapism and I still won a trophy, so clearly that's not the only card I have to play.
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sonseray appeals to my stoic sense of honor and drug-abusing self in games, and I never know if he's town or mafia.
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Apostasy says


ScubaSteve says


Rerisen says

everytime i see robert post in this thread he talks about being fear killed/cried/lynched which leads me to believe he's trying to make people believe he's good. good luck with that


I mean, he's really good at getting hella mad over competitive mafia. I've never played with him though. Based off his posting, I can only imagine his playstyle is a hybrid between sonseray's and pranay's, and nothing but caps lock rage.


Please don't even insinuate that my playstyle can be amalgamated with pranay's. Damn, dude.


You're different because you're, well, better. But I've read a couple of your games where you've just absolutely bombarded clears with AtE rage.