over 9 years

Ask Satan Anything

Did you ask me anything?
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please ask me anything
over 9 years
ok dude you posted this in EVERY opinion thread sorry but i can't love u, ur too big of a sloot
over 9 years
love me
over 9 years

wakemeupxo says

What are your long term goals?
Short term goals?

Where do you see yourself at age 75?


Would you consider yourself to be very sexually healthy as an adult?


Long term goals: find a job I wake up wanting to do

Short term goals: paying off my student loans

Age 75: Living on a remote island in the Caribbean or Pacific

Yes. I have never had an STD or STI god bless.

thank u
over 9 years
What are your long term goals?
Short term goals?

Where do you see yourself at age 75?


Would you consider yourself to be very sexually healthy as an adult? Here is an alarming statistic:

Twenty-five thousand youth ages 13-24 are living with HIV, and the CDC estimates that one third of all new infections are among people ages 13-29.

Remember to be healthy Satan! Even a dark lord such as yourself wants to stay healthy (:
over 9 years
ask me anything I'm in animal physiology
over 9 years
i will continue this tomorrow AMA overnight thank u
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over 9 years

keri says

wanna play gallis hunter


maybebeeee
over 9 years

bell says

what's your favorite alcoholic drink


hard one. i'm a huge beer fan, but whiskey is always a great option. but if you asked me tonight, it would be beer. and it would be the cheapest beer you could find.
over 9 years

Renaldo says



i've always grown up around oceans or when i lived in michigan, great lakes, so the water always had a profound effect on me. i took annual trips to the jersey shore which just intensified the effect.


that's sweet man, i wish i had thought of doing something scientific instead of being intimidated by it.

if you could relocate to anywhere in the world, where would you go? Alternatively, do you have any plans to move out of the Northeast to go somewhere else after graduation?


yeah, i was intimidated by it, but i've always been stubborn as hell so i never let it get me off that track.

i would probably check out the great barrier reef, but i would first become scuba certified. also i'm pretty open to job relocation, there are a bunch of jobs out of alaska for fisheries, so that might be a viable option
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what's your favorite alcoholic drink
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i've always grown up around oceans or when i lived in michigan, great lakes, so the water always had a profound effect on me. i took annual trips to the jersey shore which just intensified the effect.


that's sweet man, i wish i had thought of doing something scientific instead of being intimidated by it.

if you could relocate to anywhere in the world, where would you go? Alternatively, do you have any plans to move out of the Northeast to go somewhere else after graduation?
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wanna play gallis hunter
over 9 years

RawMcGee says

What do you think of Germatron (and friends)?


a-ok imo



sweet says

do you prefer being mafia or town


town bc i am good at finding mafia
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do you prefer being mafia or town
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What do you think of Germatron (and friends)?
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Renaldo says

what lead you to want to pursue marine biology?


i've always grown up around oceans or when i lived in michigan, great lakes, so the water always had a profound effect on me. i took annual trips to the jersey shore which just intensified the effect.


Arcbell says

What is your opinion of me?


You're very astute. I believe that how you went about carrying out most of your decisions as admin were wrong, not necessarily the decisions themselves (some were pretty bad, but thats in the past). But you, as a person, are pretty ok in my book.
over 9 years
What is your opinion of me?
over 9 years
what lead you to want to pursue marine biology?
over 9 years
the AMA is open for business
over 9 years
over 9 years

caroline says


Satan says


caroline says

what medicine is good for headache + sore throat


Excedrin/Benadryl

also don't drink or eat anything dairy with a sore throat bc that will make it worse


well f me i had cereal for breakfast and had ice cream ab an hour ago


try having like those frozen fruit sticks i forget what they're called. icie's or something
over 9 years

jackattack123 says

Can you do my laundry for me


no way. i just got done doing mine before i left for my apartment
over 9 years

Satan says


itsannajane says

can i get a prize?


yes your prize is to be my wing woman and find me a nice epicmafia girl to settle down with


IM ON IT
over 9 years
Can you do my laundry for me