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Skillz says

Rate your amazing love for me/10


0/10 because lots of times your arrogance annoys me
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REPTAR THAT'S IT.

ok yeah those pictures were cool. good tiems.
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Rate your amazing love for me/10
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I'm BACK


CaeruleumDea says

Why do you suck at Don't Starve ; - ;


because i am a bad person


newjerseynutjob says

why are you so.......gay?


i'm not, i like females


AnnaJanee says

favorite animal and why


hard question, i don't have a favorite per se, but gun to my head probably a platypus because they're really friggin cool and have a poisonous spine behind their foot i think (males only)


Rondar says

how's the lizard!?


It turned out to be a guy! His name's Reptar, he's great i'll post a picture for ya in a bit!
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Satan says

oh that reminds me, i got this nice beard oil the other day, my beard is silky smooth


Awesome. My mate is sponsored by a beard oil company.
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i've been trying to remember his name since you made this thread. or her. didnt it turn out to be a girl?
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how's the lizard!?
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favorite animal and why
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why are you so.......gay?
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Why do you suck at Don't Starve ; - ;
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okay time to go to my apartment will be back in a few hours
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oh that reminds me, i got this nice beard oil the other day, my beard is silky smooth
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We are defined by our hats and milky beards.
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life is hard for us hat wearers
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I'm growing my hair and it looks bad at present so I wear a hat by default too. I understand the discomfort.
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i usually wear a hat (if not always, out of habit) but it is pretty uncomfortable. i have to get the right kind of hats too
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I can't imagine how uncomfortable the cold breeze must be on your noggin'.
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Jaleb says

How tall are you?


5'7''


Harrold says

What's it like being bald?


it's pretty okay, i've been shaving it for the past 3 years so i almost forgot what having hair feels like but it's definitely colder in winter than it would be with hair (hence the beard). I like it though, low maintenance, I can use bar soap instead of shampoo and save money that way.
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Jackhammer says

describe yourself in 1 word


laidback
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xJade says

do you believe in god why/why not lal


no because of many reasons.

the main reason is because christianity wasn't the first religion, and so that begs the question: Why would christianity's god be any more real than the polytheistic gods of various older religions (mesopotamian religion, etc). I don't think that believing in a god is really that important anyway. It's basically just the religion's code anthropomorphized into a spirit or human form.

Also, when many things in a religion are deemed "false" by logic, it brings the validity of the unproved stuff into question. Such as: There was no flood that flooded the world, instead it was probably the Tigris and Euphrates rivers that flooded which became a story of the flood. (there was another flood myth in mesopotamian mythology as well, so begs the question again, why is christianity any more right than mesopotamian polytheism)

anyway i can go on and on but there's my short/long answer
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What's it like being bald?
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How tall are you?
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Jackhammer says

describe yourself in 1 word


not a question bzzt
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describe yourself in 1 word
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do you believe in god why/why not lal