Epicmafia

almost 10 years

no, continue, please

almost 10 years

Rutab says

I can imagine BillStickers putting his hand on Jill's face and jumping up and down like a little school boy before running away, blushing

Stop.

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I can imagine BillStickers putting his hand on Jill's face and jumping up and down like a little school boy before running away, blushing

Peta

almost 10 years

"Ever been to the aquarium? It's great for a date or just an activity with some friends."
"Haha, for sure ... NOT. Looks like this jerk just wants us to think he's not a friendless Internet-addled cave pig."

Sims

almost 10 years

i drink four lokos with with my bros, and you don't do that. you don't drink four lokos and go to high school parties. biotch.

Jill

almost 10 years

BiIIStickers says

Jill says

Connor says

Rutab says

Jill says

Rutab says

Do you both have mutual romantic feelings toward each other to the point where you are going out of your way to show each other that you care?

isn't that just being in a regular relationship lol

E-dating and regular relationships are not even different, the only aspect that is not the same is the physical sensation of being with said person, so by those means, are you guys e-dating?

it could go either way

we are edating. Last week we were regular dating

I wasn't ready for the commitment, so we went back to being an internet couple. Instead of a real couple.

the physical sensation of being together was too much

Togepi

almost 10 years

Connor says

monopoly is child's play compared to settlers of catan

Can't play that intoxicated.

justrec

almost 10 years

monopoly is fun because it's a long game

Giga13

almost 10 years

Sims says

lol, check this guy out. while i'm over here sipping on my 6 pack of screwdrivers and mike's hard lemonade with my bros, you're posting on the epicmafia forums.

look at this guy, posting. he thinks he's so good. me? me, on the other hand, well, i'm currently in a game of mafia while simultaneously having sex with my girlfriend

Clair

almost 10 years

monopoly is child's play compared to settlers of catan

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The fact that I am not constantly talking about how many friends I have on the internet proves that I have no friends.

Dang, foiled.

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The reason "I bet you don't have any friends" was effective in the first place was because there was no way to respond to it without looking like an idiot

But then the internet meta shifted and now it's cool to be self depreciating instead

Peta

almost 10 years

"I had a great night last night, I had some buddies over and then we went out for drinks. It was a great time with friends."
"Haha, I bet you are just saying that because you want us to think you are a well-adjusted individual with a healthy social network. Braggart. Dirtbag. Prick."

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Actually it sounds swell, since the concept of Monopoly is a good one

Togepi

almost 10 years

justrec says

Togepi says

Rutab says

I hate Monopoly, it takes too long and makes me angry

We have some kind of express monopoly. It's actually kind of fun.

sounds gay

K teddy bear bro

justrec

almost 10 years

Togepi says

Rutab says

I hate Monopoly, it takes too long and makes me angry

We have some kind of express monopoly. It's actually kind of fun.

sounds gay

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alise says

32 pages on some wank thread...

Yeah great, glad to see you all had an enjoyable Sunday like myself.

Get a life guys, seriously.

i get the joke!!! i get the joke!!

Togepi

almost 10 years

Peta says

Caesaropapism says

My favorite kind of internet people are the kind of internet people who eagerly jump at the opportunity to tell strangers they don't know that they have a social life

This sounds like a sarcastic gripe that someone with few or no friends would make, because, to people with friends, talking about one's friends shouldn't seem remotely boastful.

DING DING DING

Jill

almost 10 years

Thanks rutab

justrec

almost 10 years

alise says

32 pages on some wank thread...

Yeah great, glad to see you all had an enjoyable Sunday like myself.

Get a life guys, seriously.

peta?

Togepi

almost 10 years

Rutab says

I hate Monopoly, it takes too long and makes me angry

We have some kind of express monopoly. It's actually kind of fun.

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Jill says

Connor says

Rutab says

Jill says

Rutab says

Do you both have mutual romantic feelings toward each other to the point where you are going out of your way to show each other that you care?

isn't that just being in a regular relationship lol

E-dating and regular relationships are not even different, the only aspect that is not the same is the physical sensation of being with said person, so by those means, are you guys e-dating?

it could go either way

we are edating. Last week we were regular dating

I wasn't ready for the commitment, so we went back to being an internet couple. Instead of a real couple.

Sims

almost 10 years

lol, check this guy out. while i'm over here sipping on my 6 pack of screwdrivers and mike's hard lemonade with my bros, you're posting on the epicmafia forums.

Peta

almost 10 years

Caesaropapism says

My favorite kind of internet people are the kind of internet people who eagerly jump at the opportunity to tell strangers they don't know that they have a social life

This sounds like a sarcastic gripe that someone with few or no friends would make, because, to people with friends, talking about one's friends shouldn't seem remotely boastful.

blank

almost 10 years

32 pages on some wank thread...

Yeah great, glad to see you all had an enjoyable Sunday like myself.

Get a life guys, seriously.

alright