Epicmafia

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speaking of calvin and speaking of pretending to be cooler than you are on the internet

calvin thought empire went to a party school because of how much time empire spent telling calvin about how cool his college parties are

empire goes to stanford

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Hi Germ

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justrec says

i don't feel like anyone in this thread seriously has zero friends, no matter how unpopular you are, theres always someone like you out there. even the most unpopular people in my highschool and universities had loads of friends in their social circles

I believe it. college students especially oftentimes have literally 0 friends and have no idea how to find friends.

Just my 2 cents. Im NOT getting involved here

Clair

almost 10 years

BiIIStickers says

my mind palace is full of java mafia lore

the millennium puzzle from yu gi oh, but with dong pics

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my mind palace is full of java mafia lore

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Demod Jericho, NOW

Togepi

almost 10 years

Alex's memory is scary.

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Caesaropapism says

BiIIStickers says

Caesaropapism says

* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics

I hope I didn't do that

there were at least 4 of them

do you not remember going into your own topic about demodding jericho and spamming "KIDDIE FBIDDLER"

justrec

almost 10 years

i don't feel like anyone in this thread seriously has zero friends, no matter how unpopular you are, theres always someone like you out there. even the most unpopular people in my highschool and universities had loads of friends in their social circles

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

No one else is willing to admit they come here looking for a fight?

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BiIIStickers says

Caesaropapism says

* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics

I hope I didn't do that

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

justrec says

Togepi says

justrec says

Togepi says

Shut up teddy bear.

is this what you call sticking together

You made me sad.

10/10 stroke

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I hate it when I have to take breaks during sex with hot girls to try being witty on the EpicMafia forums, let me tell ya

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Caesaropapism says

* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics

Peta

almost 10 years

Christ, I just want to talk some Mafia with my mates on the Epicmafia forums and these pricks keep coming in and gently alluding to the fact (well, it's probably not true after all) that they aren't friendless disturbing slobs like myself. It's probably just a stupid head game they're playing to keep me down in the dumps.

Jill

almost 10 years

I keep waiting for Connor to make a 3way hammer joke

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* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

justrec

almost 10 years

Togepi says

justrec says

Togepi says

Shut up teddy bear.

is this what you call sticking together

You made me sad.

Giga13

almost 10 years

then she hands me a beer. we go upstairs to the master bedroom and **** while she boots up my laptop as i get ready to destroy nobodies on epicmafia.com as she strokes me gently

Togepi

almost 10 years

Giga13 says

i drive an ATV to work every day. when i arrive home after work is over, my wife is standing on the driveway of my mansion-estate dressed in a bikini and literally dripping with lube, ready to embrace me the exact moment i take off my helmet

You're wasting lube here.

Togepi

almost 10 years

justrec says

Togepi says

Shut up teddy bear.

is this what you call sticking together

You made me sad.

Giga13

almost 10 years

i drive an ATV to work every day. when i arrive home after work is over, my wife is standing on the driveway of my mansion-estate dressed in a bikini and literally dripping with lube, ready to embrace me the exact moment i take off my helmet

justrec

almost 10 years

Togepi says

Shut up teddy bear.

is this what you call sticking together

Togepi

almost 10 years

Shut up teddy bear.

Sims

almost 10 years

i read "putting his hand on Jill's face" and i thought that was going in a radically different direction

alright