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I can't contain

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my excitement.

[6:17:43 AM] John: i'll visit you and buy you (stuff)

[6:17:47 AM] John: and if you're good, a (more stuff)

[6:18:57 AM] Basil: hahaha

[6:21:33 AM] John: or, realistically, we eat burgers at blimpy burgers

[6:23:34 AM] Basil: whats that

[6:23:48 AM] John: the best burger place in existence

[6:23:58 AM] Basil: excitement

[6:24:14 AM] John: you should beeeee

[6:25:51 AM] Basil: still 5 months away though

[6:25:55 AM] Basil: feels like forever

[6:28:05 AM] John: you'll make it!

[6:28:36 AM] Basil: i will try to survive until then

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Aesop says

i guess if you can't find someone your own age you might as well find someone your own height


Except I'm much taller than he is apparently
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Giga13 says


Lashka says

Greektown, Corktown, Mexicantown... You Americans have all the originality of Grey Paint.


Yet still no Gaytown...

I guess Brighton is truly unique after all


Technically the gay area is called Kemptown.
gistofeverything
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blimpy... burgers?
Aesop
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i guess if you can't find someone your own age you might as well find someone your own height
Goodbar
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ITS NOT ALWAYS A SEX THING GUYS DAMN
Giga13
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Lashka says

Greektown, Corktown, Mexicantown... You Americans have all the originality of Grey Paint.


Yet still no Gaytown...

I guess Brighton is truly unique after all
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Meanwhile, at Anfield...
BlackBattler
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retti confirmed 2 have gaysex with john on their meeting is what im getting in this threads iitts
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Greektown, Corktown, Mexicantown... You Americans have all the originality of Grey Paint.
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Thank you Steve
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Jill says

johngoodbar is a disappointment ngk


I already know what to expect
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Greektown's alright, Corktown's alright (the restaurants are fantastic here), the rest of downtown's interesting if you're in to sports/able to legally drink/in to music, Midtown's fantastic if you like doing hoodrat stuff, and I don't know enough about Mexicantown to have an opinion on it.
Jill
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johngoodbar is a disappointment ngk
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Thanks for looking out for me, Retti
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Got it
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use a buttplug when you meet him basil

safety first
Antidote
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Greektown has some great restaurants too
Antidote
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I like Detroit. Whenever I go there for Red Wing games walking to the arena feels like a real-life video game where you could be hit with a GAME OVER screen any second. It's exhilarating.
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Retti says

john he's 16 you pervert


Jealousy isn't cute, Retti.
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He said he was buying me a [REDACTED] so it'll be fine, Retti
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john he's 16 you pervert
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Haha well I'm content with being stabbed, honestly. What I'm not content with is being turned into a boar because apparently that's what Goodbar wants me to do after I eat too much of



It'll be an IRL version of Spirited Away
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Nothing at all...
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Nope. I covered everything. N... Nothing else needs to be discussed here..
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Translation: "Parts of Detroit are actually at the same living standards as most third world countries"

Translation #2: "If you go in said parts of Detroit, you'll probably get stabbed"

You did skip something though, Steve.